Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:01 PM
I just texted Deshaun Foster to come back. We need him to add to his franchise rushing record over that bum D-Will Oh wait, D-Will has more rushing yards now. I guess that doesn't matter anymore. D-Will is considered an elite back something that Foster never was. Doesn't matter. People on the street talk about Williams more than they talked about this Foster who guy. Doesn't matter either.
You don't have to say it because I will say it for you. You were wrong about Foster-Williams. Suck on it!!!!
Just in case you are interested and I know you are here is my text message to Foster
Plz Come back and wear down the defenses with your power-running. The running game hasn't been the same without you, not that that is a bad thing.
KT misses you greatly. Now he can no longer jack off to you he spends more time jacking off to Steve Smith. That is fine. But Smith isn't the franchise all time leader in receiving yards, so I think he is showing disloyalty to you. I mean the only way he would give you props is to say you were the all-time leader in rushing and of course that one play in Philly where you ran after contact and didn't fumble. And this Smith guy is only second in recieving. I'm just a little perplexed by this because I thought it was who had more all-time yards rather than who was the better player that mattered. Also, I'm sorry that you didn't show out in SF. Gore probally would have been a second back to you than D-Will was.
KT is telling me this Newton guy should come to Carolina. He looks pretty good, but I don't any watermelon seeds on the bench. Naw just kidding, I like watermelon seeds. What I fail to understand is how do we know this guy is so sure fire. This Luck guy sounds good too, but KT is telling me that he is going to be like Moore and Clausen. How does he know so much? I admit, I thought this Clausen guy sounded good, but we were told he had maturity issues. And sure enough, it doesn't look like he puts in the time and effort, or even cares sometimes. Clausen might need to chop up some dogs so that he will come back even more determined. Hehe just kidding he should chop up cats instead because they are more important and be that much more determined. I was wrong as hell on Clausen though, I think a chopped up cat might do a little better. Or maybe a dog in this case because he could be a great motivater if we ever have to play Vick.
I dont know if KT is right, but I just want someone back there we can win games with and hopefully compete for a championship. My little brother can throw the ball 15 yards and he said he "aint skarred" to throw down the middle, but he probally will be just as scared of the pass rush as Clausen is. He is white too just in case that rumor about Jerry is true. So if nothing else in 5 years that is what we can look foward too. Whoever becomes Carolina QB, I will support though because mainly I don't want my brother to get to big-headed about being Carolina's QB you know?
Finally, I think Stewart and Goodson may also pass your impressive rushing record. But I think you will still have most fumbles locked down.
PS: Put two hands on the phone so you do not fumble it? k thx.