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John Kasay Proves it!

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As John Kasay is a dedicated man of the church and lover of Sunday dinner.... his career failures have proven a hunch of some:

1.) There is no imaginary, magical, bearded dude who rides the clouds...

or

2.) he is being cursed for always working on the sabbath... I think in a book it does say:

"For I am a vengeful imaginary, magical, bearded dude who rides the clouds...and will strike down gusts of wind in Ohio when a fat Kicker, who cannot kickoff or now make field goals, will try to build a little confidence in a shell-shocked fan-base and team in a game-winning kick" - 14:2 Twilight, New Moon

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Career failures? You mean being one of the best kickers of all time?

Just shut up.

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Career failures? You mean being one of the best kickers of all time?

Just shut up.

Seriously, 2 bad games in 15 years...

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stupidest, most pathetic post ever

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whenever john kasay misses a field goal at least three of these types of threads pop up. none of them make an ounce of sense.

john kasay is one of the greatest kickers of all time. if the offense was worth a poo he wouldn't have been put in that position in the first place.

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lol if there is a god i doubt he cares about football.

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Kasay got a call from Jerry telling him to miss that field goal or he gets no retirement benefits.

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Can't blame Kasay. He did make three FGs today, otherwise the Browns win 24 to 14.

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Fuking stupid threads

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stupidest, most pathetic post ever

Pie is good...

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Never speak of pie

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All I can say to the folks who want him gone is to be careful what you wish for. We're generally automatic for FGs under 50 yards, many teams aren't.

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