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#1 TANTRIC-NINJA

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:05 PM

As John Kasay is a dedicated man of the church and lover of Sunday dinner.... his career failures have proven a hunch of some:

1.) There is no imaginary, magical, bearded dude who rides the clouds...

or

2.) he is being cursed for always working on the sabbath... I think in a book it does say:

"For I am a vengeful imaginary, magical, bearded dude who rides the clouds...and will strike down gusts of wind in Ohio when a fat Kicker, who cannot kickoff or now make field goals, will try to build a little confidence in a shell-shocked fan-base and team in a game-winning kick" - 14:2 Twilight, New Moon

#2 Double34Trouble28

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:10 PM

Career failures? You mean being one of the best kickers of all time?

Just shut up.

#3 Pimpdaddy

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:12 PM

Career failures? You mean being one of the best kickers of all time?

Just shut up.


Seriously, 2 bad games in 15 years...

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:12 PM

stupidest, most pathetic post ever

#5 PhillyB

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:13 PM

whenever john kasay misses a field goal at least three of these types of threads pop up. none of them make an ounce of sense.

john kasay is one of the greatest kickers of all time. if the offense was worth a poo he wouldn't have been put in that position in the first place.

#6 cptx

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:13 PM

lol if there is a god i doubt he cares about football.

#7 chknwing

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:14 PM

Kasay got a call from Jerry telling him to miss that field goal or he gets no retirement benefits.

#8 JungleCat

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:15 PM

Can't blame Kasay. He did make three FGs today, otherwise the Browns win 24 to 14.

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:16 PM

Fuking stupid threads

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:17 PM

stupidest, most pathetic post ever


Pie is good...

#11 CLTPanther

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:18 PM

Never speak of pie

#12 Sloth

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:18 PM

All I can say to the folks who want him gone is to be careful what you wish for. We're generally automatic for FGs under 50 yards, many teams aren't.

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:19 PM

too dumb;didn't read

#14 TANTRIC-NINJA

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 03:36 AM

Yeah no hate for one of the cornerstones of the history of the Franch. Just that his time was due three years ago.

No sense in paying him one of the higher kicker salaries and he does less and less as the years go on....He can go peacefully into the sunset and no Jeff Reed is not better... Just get a good Kicker here next season..Thanks for all the memories..especially the one on NFL replay during the Super Bowl week.

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 06:48 AM

I liked the OP, actually...

What are the odds Kasay really has an inverted pentagram carved into the floor underneath his bed?