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Fox News: Has NASA found alien life?

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I think that these ET's were actually responsible for 9/11.....their death rays are a bitch on steel beams.

See What I Did There?.....Venom can now cover two consipracy theories with one scenario.

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Our country is in trouble when people politize the finding of alien life...

I just copied the headline, and named the source. I was going to actually praise fox News because I thought they were the only news organization to cover this.

Also, why would I have been politizing this just by mentioning Fox News? They are Fair and Balanced right?...They don't take sides on the issues!

Politizing? Do you mean Politicizing?

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I keep seeing people saying the govt. is using sightings to cover up secret testing of military hardware.

I say BS. Why would the U.S. military be concerned with what people in Gold Coast, Aus have to think about strange objects flying around US airspace. CWIDT?

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I keep seeing people saying the govt. is using sightings to cover up secret testing of military hardware.

I hate that Alex Jones and co. claim that the US government is behind all UFO sightings. There's all kinds of references of flying saucers in historical text, paintings, and even in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics...was the US government responsible for those too??

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I hate that Alex Jones and co. claim that the US government is behind all UFO sightings. There's all kinds of references of flying saucers in historical text, paintings, and even in ancient Egyptian hyroglifics...was the US government responsible for those too??

hyroglifics?

Please tell me NA hacked your account. ;)

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hahaha damnit

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Hypothetical:

Suppose we find intelligent life somewhere else in the universe, we're able to communicate, and they are unbelievably more advanced than us. Suppose they start treating Earth like a charity case, sharing incredible new technology, providing cures to diseases, etc.

A) Totally badass - bring on my lightsaber!

B) Totally depressing - what are we, the new Somalia?

A)

If we're way behind, so be it. I'm not mad because D-Will is a better football player. I'm not depressed because my best friend got an amazing job right out of college. I don't hate on my cousin because he works in porn and I don't whine because they all make way more money. Good for them, & if they can hook me up with free tickets, video games, or hot porn poon all the better.

Having said that, no lightsabers... within a week all the nerds would be dead and the internet would cease.

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