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Fox News: Has NASA found alien life?

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Hypothetical:

Suppose we find intelligent life somewhere else in the universe, we're able to communicate, and they are unbelievably more advanced than us. Suppose they start treating Earth like a charity case, sharing incredible new technology, providing cures to diseases, etc.

A) Totally badass - bring on my lightsaber!

B) Totally depressing - what are we, the new Somalia?

A)

If we're way behind, so be it. I'm not mad because D-Will is a better football player. I'm not depressed because my best friend got an amazing job right out of college. I don't hate on my cousin because he works in porn and I don't whine because they all make way more money. Good for them, & if they can hook me up with free tickets, video games, or hot porn poon all the better.

Having said that, no lightsabers... within a week all the nerds would be dead and the internet would cease.

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