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#61 SmootsDaddy89

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 11:56 PM

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 09:10 AM

It ended in a one eyed jack and I hit the road.

#63 hepcat

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 09:29 AM

One of my buds has a line I still can't believe worked...he brought back this girl to his house one night, and she asks if she can have a place to sleep, maybe on the couch...He says "Yea, you can sleep in my bed, but I cuddle naked with a hardon."

There are some great stories on here...I'm gunna keep mine to myself...

#64 Delhommey

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 09:37 AM

BTW the "You sleep in my bed, I'll take the couch" line works a little better in my experience.

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 09:40 AM

BTW the "You sleep in my bed, I'll take the couch" line works a little better in my experience.


Has that ever backfired?

#66 Matt Foley

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 12:06 PM

Has that ever backfired?


Cough 9Lives cough!

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 01:17 PM

I've had 3 in my life. All three began on the dance floor. I'm telling you, man, the dance floor is magic. Try it, I promise you will get laid. Truth be told, I'm not a fan of the 1NS. For the simple reason that the fuggin doesn't get really good until about at least two weeks in. But one I feel I must share:

Now, it's important that you understand that I was a total geek in high school. And roundly one of the least popular kids in my postal distric. Magic the Gathering, N64, and drawing alone in the library were my ideas of a good time. It was a miserable time for me, and when I graduated, I thought I would just distance myself as much from that part of my life as possible.

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My first time was a 1NS. It was my junior year of college, and a female freind of mine invited me to her 21st birthday party at this awesome club in D.C. And she spent a fortune too. Rented out the stage, had dancers bringing us drinks, had a party limo with a wet bar, the works. While I'm hanging out with her and her friends I see this girl, and she is gorgeous. I'm talking an 10 out of 10. 5'10" has a face like Adriana Lima. Just perfect.

We start talking and through the course of the conversation I find out that not only did we go to the same high school, she was a cheerleader. And then I remember her. She was one of the most popular girls in school. Mercifully she has no recollection of me (which is funny, because I was one of the rabble of geeks that she and her friends used to make fun of constantly).

So anyway, we start dancing, we start making out, and the night progresses from there. We take the party limo back to their campus, and she and I return to her place.

The fact that it was my first time, combined with the tremendous anxiety of hooking up with someone that hot, not going to lie, I performed horribly. So this is not the story of my great prowess, but rather of self actualization because I learned something from that night, (which still ranks as the best night of my life):

There is no greater way to exorcise your high school demons and vindicate your awkward youth than to bang the hottest cheerleader from your high school years later, and then sneak out at the crack of dawn and hitch hike back to your campus, never to see her again.

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 01:31 PM

Cough 9Lives cough!


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