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Is there anything Jimmy Clausen does right?

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He seems to be pretty much terrible at everything. He will run on 3rd down and slide 7 yards short of the marker. He refuses to step in the pocket when it breaks down, and as a result gets sacked 11 times a drive. Whenever he isn't sliding for 2 yards or getting sacked, he throws the ball away for no apparent reason too much, or he will stare the receiver down to the point where we as a TV audience can tell what direction he is about to throw.........even if the route takes time to develop. Not to mention I honestly believe his arm is made out of a vagina. Anything over 25 yards and you better believe the ball isn't making it to the receiver...............on time or with accuracy anyway. I doubt he can read defenses and make a good quick decision, and at this point he himself probably knows that he sucks sweaty monkey balls, so his confidence is gone. So there. All you should want out of a rookie is flash. SOMETHING to build on, and with him, there is nothing. He might play 14 years in this league holding a clipboard though. Good for him.

And he is a Shitty leader.

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Apologize... wait never mind.

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How do you get sacked 11 times on 3 and outs? I think you are exaggerating.

Not to mention I honestly believe his arm is made out of a vagina. Anything over 25 yards and you better believe the ball isn't making it to the receiver...

Have you seen a vagina shoot a ping pong ball?

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I like how he surveys the field for like .015 seconds before he throws to his check down.

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Miaowww will be along shortly to defend his BFF Jimmy.

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Oh, and he is also a shitty leader. It's evident that none of the guys, especially the entrenched veterans, really want to make plays for him. Thus the poor effort from the offense as a whole.

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I don't know. He doesn't turn it over a bunch? That's a thing I'm pretty sure.

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He does do one thing right, get us closer to the #1 draft pick.

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He isn't even really good at the check down, he's been throwing them all over the place!

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he is to quarterbacking what you are to thread-making

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I don't know. He doesn't turn it over a bunch? That's a thing I'm pretty sure.

He has 9 turnovers. 8 starts this year.

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Have you seen a vagina shoot a ping pong ball?

link?

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