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Is there anything Jimmy Clausen does right?

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Have you seen a vagina shoot a ping pong ball?

you'd be surprised what downtown bangkok could teach you about vaginal pingpong skills

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He doesn't read your posts.

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I gave this a lot of thought, had a bunch of stats lined up, charts, PowerPoint, etc......

but the short answer is, "No."

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He doesn't read your posts.

Much like he doesn't read a defense.

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There is a reason why his name is Mr. Checkdown.. because that is what he excels at.

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he is to quarterbacking what you are to thread-making

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He has 9 turnovers. 8 starts this year.

Well, like three of those don't count because his tiny elf hands didn't let him get the snap, and you can't turn it over if you never had it in the first place.

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Well I mean his laces usually look properly tied

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as much as i hated delhomme in his last 2 years here, he at least took shots downfield. it pains me to say it, but i'd rather have #17 under center than the pickle.

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In the games he's started he doesnt throw many ints.

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In the games he's started he doesnt throw many ints.

because he doesn't take chances. checkdowns don't cut it in this league. when it is 3rd and 17, a 5 yard checkdown rarely gets it done.

he's thrown more TDs to opposing teams than he has his own. that folks is a sign of a garbage QB.

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because he doesn't take chances. checkdowns don't cut it in this league. when it is 3rd and 17, a 5 yard checkdown rarely gets it done.

he's thrown more TDs to opposing teams than he has his own. that folks is a sign of a garbage QB.

lol didn't he get picked on a checkdown against the Seahawks? I almost laughed at that one.

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