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Zod, December 22, 2010
Posted December 22, 2010
I gotta yule log cookin up...
now I just need 2 girls and 1 cup....
Posted December 23, 2010
I'm not a poet but I do smoke crack
let me bend over and let you lick my crack
for three fitty.
good lord the rhythm in these is godawful
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
All I want is a sammich made by boo
Anybody want to battle rap?
Twas the night of the 23rd
I pinched off a big ol' turd
Off to Zod's house I go
I hope he stands next to me under the mistletoe
We will eat and smoke doobies
While I will stare at Mrs. Zod's boobies
Plenty of Beer we shall consume
While our wives play with each others poon
Dinner will be great
Zod and I will masturbate
We will spray our wives faces full of cream
While we watch our favorite team
The kids will go to bed
While our wives give us head
The Panthers will loose
But thats ok I will be full of booze
Zod will try to touch my ass
I will let him if he fills my glass
They will drink to much Petrone
I will then rob Zod's home
They're silk, btw
"You are no poet!" Cried phillyb
with ire in his voice;
Those are mighty strong words
when prose is your choice.