Twas the night before huddle Christmas....
Posted 22 December 2010 - 10:16 AM
I don't believe in ghost stories, nor gifts overpriced.
boo's Uggs were sat by the fireplace with care,
as Jase gave her a foot rub, without his underwear.
King Taharqa was nestled all snug in his bed,
while visions of black quarterbacks juked and jived in his head.
And Saltman in his turban, and I in my Cuban hat,
had just made a sandwich, with a meat made of Cat.
In the next bedroom there arose such a noise.
I saw through the doorway it was N-A and his rasslin' boys.
Away to the bathroom I flew with a dash,
I had to take a g5jamz, and it came with a splash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
was dark in comparison to the legs of Panthro.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
a midget and Scrum, and a few reindeer...
With a very old driver, so lively and shrew,
I knew in a moment it must be ol' Skew.
Kind of like Jangler with jailbait, his directions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
Panthers opponents are constantly blitzin'!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the dell!
I can't get away from Fiz giving me hell"
Dpantherman sits at his computer in wait
of Twitter feeds, so he can give us an update.
So up to the roof-top the group they did trod,
The sleigh full of misfits, now guided by Zod.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the ceiling,
the ban stick of Kurb, rattling for a dealing.
Not surprised, I see as I turned around,
DrewBreesIsGod returned, his trolling rebound.
He was dressed all in Saints gear, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,
and he looked like Rupaul, just without the nutsack.
His eyes-how they glassed over! lol'd did Beaux Berry.
His lips covered in cold sores, as red as a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
Too bad he didn't know that I run this show.
crispybangs sparked a blunt, lighting the match with his teeth
and the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath.
He got so high, and the room so smelly,
he then accidentally smoked a bowlful of jelly!
He was so fuged up, real jolly and funny,
I laughed when I saw him, so did sunbunny!
To the back of the house on our way to the shed,
we caught Panthers_Lover giving some driveway head!
She spoke not a word, but continued her work,
even finished the guy off with a generous jerk!
Alas, I digress... Please give me your pardons.
Please make me a sammich that will rival LifeisaGarden's!
If you don't, I really could give two shiitz.
You're all just a bunch of Panthers misfits.
But as pstall would say as he's smart with your money,
"Merry Christmas to all, and prose is so funny!"
Posted 22 December 2010 - 10:20 AM
Been working on that one since last night eh?
'bout 20 minutes this morning at work... been interrupted a few times though...
wth is wrong with these people expecting me to do some work this week?
Posted 22 December 2010 - 12:30 PM
Love how my name has to be somehow incorporated?
Sorry about the no feet pics Jase:(
Hey Boo, Why does Meat have two feet?
Cause six inches ain't enough for his ladies.
Posted 22 December 2010 - 02:23 PM
now I just need 2 girls and 1 cup....
Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:10 PM
let me bend over and let you lick my crack
for three fitty.
Posted 23 December 2010 - 10:37 AM
Violets are blue.
All I want is a sammich made by boo