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Yeah, you're right. How dumb of me. That's much more rational.

Absolutely, didn't you know that our original ancestor is actually Gumby? :smilielol5:

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Absolutely, didn't you know that our original ancestor is actually Gumby? :smilielol5:

That makes me feel better about myself somehow.

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I'm not ready to give Gumby jokes the "laugh out loud, pound the floor" seal of approval just yet.

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I'm not ready to give Gumby jokes the "laugh out loud, pound the floor" seal of approval just yet.

When you evolve a little more you will.

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When you evolve a little more you will.

Maybe, but at that point I hope it will all be just good natured ribbing.

Get it? Ribbing? Get it?

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Maybe, but at that point I hope it will all be just good natured ribbing.

Get it? Ribbing? Get it?

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Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving

And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,

A sun that is the source of all our power.

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see

Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,

Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.

It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.

It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,

But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.

We go 'round every two hundred million years,

And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions

In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding

In all of the directions it can whizz

As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,

Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,

How amazingly unlikely is your birth,

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,

'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

/thread

/thread indeed.

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I believe Lucifer killed the Dinosaurs that's why he was kicked out of heaven.

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I believe Lucifer killed the Dinosaurs that's why he was kicked out of heaven.

NO NO NO!

Get it right you atheist scum!

Lucifer PUT all those dinosaur bones in the ground to make us think they really existed. They never really did, and all books that say they did should be banned.

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NO NO NO!

Get it right you atheist scum!

Lucifer PUT all those dinosaur bones in the ground to make us think they really existed. They never really did, and all books that say they did should be banned.

I think angels used to be dinosaurs which were the first manifestation of God's plan. When the dinosaur rapture happened the majority went to heaven and became angels, the rest denied God's offer and went on to evolve into other species with the intention of confusing man and increasing Satan's power by introducing doubt.

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