30 replies to this topic

[rayzor]

[QUOTE]DanConnor55 Quick question. If I go to the Justin Bieber movie alone tonight, will I have to register as a sex offender before or after the movie starts[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 Looking for a Valentine’s Day card for my wife....Does Hallmark have a “Mail Order Bride” Section preferably in Korean??[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 Just when I thought my street-cred with the team couldn't get any worse, I leave my dang magic cards scattered in my locker[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 I'm so pissed that I missed tryouts for the Pro Bowl[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 People ask me if real NFL parties are like the ones in Any Given Sunday and I tell them from up in a tree across the street it sure looks it[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 If I dont spend the night sittin in my tighty whities and drinkin, then I'm lettin the terrorists win, and I cant have that on my conscience[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 I think Janice Dickinson has been a great addition as an American Idol judge.....wait.... that's Steven Tyler.....[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 With a lockout looming, I’m rethinking having sent my signing bonus to the son of the deposed king of Nigeria. But his email was desperate.[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 Glee makes Grease look like Goodfellas[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 If you're like me, you need to be at your best every day. That's why I start each day with a bag of little chocolate donuts...[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 They taste good, and they've got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. Entenmann's Little Chocolate donuts. http://bit.ly/hJqh8L[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 RT @ChristoG03 :What gets you pumped before a big game? or before you're about to cook a big meal?[/QUOTE][QUOTE]DanConnor55 @ChristoG03 Before any big event, I like to sprout mung beans. They have a distinct old man smell which I later cloak myself in to prepare.[/QUOTE]..

[OchoNueve]

yeah, i follow him too, he is pretty nutty... good post

[Future Of The Franchise]

fckin hilarious
my favorite one
Quote:
DanConnor55 If I dont spend the night sittin in my tighty whities and drinkin, then I'm lettin the terrorists win, and I cant have that on my conscience

personally i'm a boxers man myself. lol

[rayzor]

fwiw, the only NFL owner worth following is jim irsay (colts)
dude is insane.

JimIrsay La radio..la radio..la radio..la radio.....

JimIrsay I hear the voice of America...calling on the Wavelength...

JimIrsay Baby please don't go! Baby please don't go! Baby please don't go,down 2 New Orleans..babe I luv u so..baby please don't go...(Who sang this?

JimIrsay Idiot wind...blowin thru the letters that you wrote....

JimIrsay There's a barroom queen down in Charlotte Town...and I really love 2 see her when the sun goes down...

JimIrsay Jay Farrar could do sum Neil Young! Don't know if he's done much thou...

JimIrsay ...I can c the red tail lights,heading 2 Spain...oh God it looks like Daniel..must b the clouds n my eyes...

JimIrsay Strawman...going straight 2 the devil...Strawman..going straight 2 HELL!!!

JimIrsay For me a minor miracle will do..like a gold ark,floating up the Hudson...spitting in the wind comes back 2 u twice as hard...

JimIrsay What's a matter man,we gonna come around at 12, with sum Puerto Rican girls that's just dying 2 meet you...

[Future Of The Franchise]

He sounds drunk and lonely... But he is rich... And he does have Puerto Rican girls.

[rayzor]

he's not lonely. drunk? probably.

[Future Of The Franchise]

lmao... Rayzor you should stop making so many good posts and threads.
I'm getting kind of tired of seeing:
You must spread rep around before giving to Rayzor again.
Just take a little break.

[The Saltman]

I un followed irsay. the guy is a nutcase

[sunbunny]

OMG Connor is hysterical!

DanConnor55 With a lockout looming, I’m rethinking having sent my signing bonus to the son of the deposed king of Nigeria. But his email was desperate.

Edited by sunbunny, 11 February 2011 - 03:44 PM.

[rayzor]

I un followed irsay. the guy is a nutcase

says the guy who straps explosions to his body.

[Mr. Scot]

He is a riot, isn't he

[The Saltman]

im not dead yet

[rayzor]

im not dead yet

those 40 virgin boys are just waiting for you.

[rayzor]

He is a riot, isn't he

its a rare bird that can pull something out of his nose that i'll be standing there to see what it is.

[SgtJ00]

says the guy who straps explosions to his body.

im not dead yet

Y'all should see the movie Four Lions, it's related to that and hilarious.

On Topic: I'm not much into the whole twitter thing but that's pretty funny.