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Christians are idiots, stupid, and fat!!

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Epistaxis    51

The church I grew up in taught us that animals, even Jesusasauruses, do NOT have souls, only humans have those, therefore Fido will not be in heaven with you.

It seems Christianity didn't like seeing so many crying little kids when they were told that, so now some denominations say heaven is only heaven if it is really totally awesome, and if that means Fido is there, then Fido is there.

Things have changed a lot since I was on bended knee.

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Epistaxis    51

I pretty much whipped it out for you droolers, and you didn't disappoint.

Except for Fuzzy Pope nootz.

His ass NEVER shows up anymore.

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dimbee    82

My children, why do you bicker so? Young Epistaxis... it has been many years since I have laid my hands upon you. Come, my son, let my love envelope you

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rodeo    14,121

Speaking of avatars, what the hell is that in Rodeo's profile?

jordan gross. you don't recognize our left tackle?

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