PSC is just that guy.
Read them all, and then you can feel the misery as we wait for more...
cue PSC to tell us about how long he's waited and we're all pussies
"Omg I love this band!"
PSC - "Discovered them years ago..."
"I hooked up with the hottest chick last night."
PSC - "I had a threesome last week with twin models."
"My dad just bought me a brand new Audi A8 for my birthday!"
PSC - "Horrible on gas and nightmares to work on, I'd rather have my Kia."
There is always that guy. I tune them out.