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Cam Newton offered $1 million dollars to take lie detector test

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I'm in the Army, so when we're deployed we look up funny shyit like this in between times that we're busy shooting people in the face! A lot like call of duty, but Waaay better in person!!

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good thing there no other problems a million dollars go towards...

Yeah, off the top of my head*... fix 33000 pets/ferals at my father-in-law's clinic.

You could fix, feed, take care of medical, train, & adopt out to all points in CA,AZ, & NV for 7 years**

You could get 3-4 really smart kids who didn't want to kiss ass through Harvard Med.

You could feed a couple thousand families (well) for a year, while sending the kids to private schools.

* (Sarcasm not aimed at Jangler)

** (he actually did this & the clinic.)

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I'm in the Army, so when we're deployed we look up funny shyit like this in between times that we're busy shooting people in the face! A lot like call of duty, but Waaay better in person!!
... You get this & I got cards? D**K!

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A rich Auburn fan needs to make something similar. Offer 1 million to any Alabama player, or SEC player for that matter, to come out and admit to receiving illegal benefits. The player will have to admit to it while hooked up to a lie detector.

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Big time college sports are fuging creepy.

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A rich Auburn fan needs to make something similar. Offer 1 million to any Alabama player, or SEC player for that matter, to come out and admit to receiving illegal benefits. The player will have to admit to it while hooked up to a lie detector.

How about just dismiss the thing as beneath human dignity.

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Wouldn't be surprised if it was a farce, anyway.

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How about just dismiss the thing as beneath human dignity.

I agree my entire post was a joke to prove how stupid this is.

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Got it. My bad.

My fault no big deal :p

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