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[Zcustom]

I know you got 'em, lets hear 'em

[boo7382]

No one wants to be first hahaha

[Doyle]

I'm afraid my story might reveal a little too much.

[GritsRgreat]

Nothing really crazy but i walked into the local strip club about a year and a half ago to see one of my kid's long time friends dancing on stage...Its an all nude club We chatted for awhile, thats about it. She also works at a club in Charlotte. I could post a couple pics.

[PanthaSan]

I got thrown out of a Deja Vu in San Diego for getting up and dancing. I used to go there every year for the World Over The Line (softball) Tournament.

The stripper was hawt and said I could.

When I got up, it was cool.

When we started dirty dancing, it was cool.

When my buddys were shoving money down my pants and her thong, it was cool.

When I started pulling my pants down, ejected

The bouncers paid for my taxi back to my hotel.

Oh to be young again.....

[Captroop]

The one and only time I went to a gentleman's club (and a more ridiculously generous label I cannot think of), when I went to the rest room to relieve myself, there was another "gentleman" relieving himself in the urinal next to me, and I mean REALLY relieving himself. Then he proceeded to leer at my equipment...as he finished releiving himself.

I have never gone back to another strip club, nor do I plan to, and only in the last three months have been able to use a urinals without privacy partitions again. I was paranoid for about a year after that episode.

[PanthaSan]

A suggestion, go to a strip club that features female dancers.....

[Panther17]

I could post a couple pics.

That sounds like a plan.

[blackcatgrowl]

I got thrown out of a Deja Vu in San Diego for getting up and dancing. I used to go there every year for the World Over The Line (softball) Tournament.

The stripper was hawt and said I could.

When I got up, it was cool.

When we started dirty dancing, it was cool.

When my buddys were shoving money down my pants and her thong, it was cool.

When I started pulling my pants down, ejected

The bouncers paid for my taxi back to my hotel.

Oh to be young again.....

LOL, wow... how drunk were you?

The strangest experience I ever had was at the strip club next to Club 2000 (can't remember the name). Two just hawt as hell strippers told a buddy of mine they were girlfriends, so I paid them to give me a double lap dance. Afterwards, they offered to take me back to their place for a couple hundred bucks and have my way with them. Two things stopped me... I lacked a couple hundred bucks... and HIV is not for me.

[boo7382]

Ummm....well the worst one was probably when we were down in Key West a couple years ago.

First place we went was free and was included in the bar where we were at (if you have gone out on the strip in Key West you know which bar I'm talking about)

It was gross. I mean these girls looked like they had just given birth. You know its bad when the cover for the strip club is included in the bar cover. Anyways, I'm with my bf at the time and a couple of my guy friends. Gave one girl a five and just said go stick your goods in my friends face. She ended up putting her nasty vajay up in his face and he was uber grossed out. totally worth my $5.

Then we went to another one the next night that you actually pay a cover for. Sat at the stage. Got wasted. Slapped some girl on the ass and almost got all of us kicked out.

[Panther17]

Never had a crazy strip club story. Do have a bachelor party story. A good friend and I showed up to the party and the stripper was already there. She saw us and worked her way over quickly. She whispered to us, "Don't tell anyone my real name!" My friend and I both kind of looked at her funny then realized it was a girl we graduated with. It's always nice knowing the stripper.

[CCS]

I know a guy who is like 400 pounds who claims he fingered a stripper in a Las Vegas Strip Club. I call bullshit.

[g5jamz]

Many great stories have derived from Mons Venus (Tampa).

Word of warning to people visiting Raleigh. If you and your buddies are at a bar and someone makes the Wayne's World Foxy Lady reference...avoid.

[GritsRgreat]

That sounds like a plan.

Amber, Works The Crazyhorse in Rock Hill and The Gold Club in Charlotte.

[SorthNarolina]

Well i was going to post my story but the above post has creeped me out too much to have good natured strip club discussion.