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Ummm....well the worst one was probably when we were down in Key West a couple years ago.

First place we went was free and was included in the bar where we were at (if you have gone out on the strip in Key West you know which bar I'm talking about)

It was gross. I mean these girls looked like they had just given birth. You know its bad when the cover for the strip club is included in the bar cover. Anyways, I'm with my bf at the time and a couple of my guy friends. Gave one girl a five and just said go stick your goods in my friends face. She ended up putting her nasty vajay up in his face and he was uber grossed out. totally worth my $5.

Then we went to another one the next night that you actually pay a cover for. Sat at the stage. Got wasted. Slapped some girl on the ass and almost got all of us kicked out.

I gagged reading that..

actually, I find it interesting how many women are somewhat clueless on taking care of their netherlands.. I know it takes a little work, but at least look into proper methods. :(

for instance, let it breathe! and I find it interesting how many feminine products are made that hurt more than help..

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Many great stories have derived from Mons Venus (Tampa).

Word of warning to people visiting Raleigh. If you and your buddies are at a bar and someone makes the Wayne's World Foxy Lady reference...avoid.

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That sounds like a plan.

Amber, Works The Crazyhorse in Rock Hill and The Gold Club in Charlotte.

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Well i was going to post my story but the above post has creeped me out too much to have good natured strip club discussion.

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Anonymous Myrtle Beach b.y.o.b. Full Nude strip club. Really didn't know pussy could smell that bad. I still puke in my mouth a little over the thought of that one very rotten clam.

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Saw a guy throw what appeared to be about $8000-$10,000 in $100s within about 10 seconds up on the stage at a chick (and in his defense she was absolutely a 10) and then immediately regretted it and and tried to get his money back, except everyone in the place was scrambling to pick it up, which lead to no less than 5 or 6 fights.

And no, Pacman Jones wasn't there.

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I just find it funny that strippers think by grinding against me they think ill just cum on command.

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Not in a "strip club" per se, but....I pretended to rush a frat at UNCC and they had a bunch of strippers at the party. They lined all of us up at one point and one came over to me. I gave her a dollar, she pulled my pants down, and proceeded to blow me in front of 30 other guys. Well, tried to blow me. You try getting it up with 30 guys surrounding you yelling SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! Good times...good times...

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Do hookers count?

My bachelor party was in vegas and my best man is pretty crazy. Well he called this one hooker showed up and came into the room where about 12 guys were hanging out. He claims to her before he will pay her anything she needs to give him a blowjob in front of everyone to prove the pay is worth it.

The dumb broad starts to just suck him off for atleast 5 minutes before she realizes she had been duped.

Good times.

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No offense, but isn't it kind of gay to be sitting around a bunch of guys while you are getting head.

poo is just weird.

I wouldn't want to be chillin with all my girlfriends while some guy went down on me.

Pls explainz.

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He doesnt care. Far from gay. As long as he can get off by another girl it doesnt matter to him.

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On my 25th birthday (2 years ago), myself and three other friends (including my 2 rooamies) went to Uptown Cabaret around 2AM. We were really, really fuged up.

I'd already blown through like $20 bucks throwing it at strippers, while this one stripper who I thought was really hot grabbed me and was like lets go upstairs, birthday boy.

I think the VIP up top is like $70 but my friend paid for it and the stripper only made us give her like $40.

Long story short, it was like an orgy up there, like 6 stippers and 5 dudes dry humping the fug out of each other and then just one huge black guy as security. So anyway the stipper is doing her thing, and I got to admit, it was extremely disappointing. That could of been the first time she had ever gave a dance for all I know. I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it.

Anywho, after the like 10 mins up there, Im fairly certain she offered to blow me for like another $60 bucks but I wasn't interested. As I said before the dance was awful.

I was like okay cool thanks and get up to leave and she was like do you want to go again? And I was just like, "ya know, your heart just isn't in this, is it?"

She was like WTF? And I just told her it was awful, then she get realll pissed.

She got mad and I got scared I was gonna get beat up by the offensive tackle guarding the door so I just left really quickly.

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