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Crazy Strip Club stories...

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Never had a crazy strip club story. Do have a bachelor party story. A good friend and I showed up to the party and the stripper was already there. She saw us and worked her way over quickly. She whispered to us, "Don't tell anyone my real name!" My friend and I both kind of looked at her funny then realized it was a girl we graduated with. It's always nice knowing the stripper.

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Ummm....well the worst one was probably when we were down in Key West a couple years ago.

First place we went was free and was included in the bar where we were at (if you have gone out on the strip in Key West you know which bar I'm talking about)

It was gross. I mean these girls looked like they had just given birth. You know its bad when the cover for the strip club is included in the bar cover. Anyways, I'm with my bf at the time and a couple of my guy friends. Gave one girl a five and just said go stick your goods in my friends face. She ended up putting her nasty vajay up in his face and he was uber grossed out. totally worth my $5.

Then we went to another one the next night that you actually pay a cover for. Sat at the stage. Got wasted. Slapped some girl on the ass and almost got all of us kicked out.

I gagged reading that.. it's amazing how many women are somewhat clueless when it comes to taking care of their goods. I know it takes a little work, but at least look into proper methods. :(

for instance, try letting it breathe a little! oh, and thongs aren't meant to be worn 24/7..

where is Hawk? I have a business venture he can finally invest in..

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Ummm....well the worst one was probably when we were down in Key West a couple years ago.

First place we went was free and was included in the bar where we were at (if you have gone out on the strip in Key West you know which bar I'm talking about)

It was gross. I mean these girls looked like they had just given birth. You know its bad when the cover for the strip club is included in the bar cover. Anyways, I'm with my bf at the time and a couple of my guy friends. Gave one girl a five and just said go stick your goods in my friends face. She ended up putting her nasty vajay up in his face and he was uber grossed out. totally worth my $5.

Then we went to another one the next night that you actually pay a cover for. Sat at the stage. Got wasted. Slapped some girl on the ass and almost got all of us kicked out.

I gagged reading that..

actually, I find it interesting how many women are somewhat clueless on taking care of their netherlands.. I know it takes a little work, but at least look into proper methods. :(

for instance, let it breathe! and I find it interesting how many feminine products are made that hurt more than help..

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Many great stories have derived from Mons Venus (Tampa).

Word of warning to people visiting Raleigh. If you and your buddies are at a bar and someone makes the Wayne's World Foxy Lady reference...avoid.

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That sounds like a plan.

Amber, Works The Crazyhorse in Rock Hill and The Gold Club in Charlotte.

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Well i was going to post my story but the above post has creeped me out too much to have good natured strip club discussion.

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Anonymous Myrtle Beach b.y.o.b. Full Nude strip club. Really didn't know pussy could smell that bad. I still puke in my mouth a little over the thought of that one very rotten clam.

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Saw a guy throw what appeared to be about $8000-$10,000 in $100s within about 10 seconds up on the stage at a chick (and in his defense she was absolutely a 10) and then immediately regretted it and and tried to get his money back, except everyone in the place was scrambling to pick it up, which lead to no less than 5 or 6 fights.

And no, Pacman Jones wasn't there.

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I just find it funny that strippers think by grinding against me they think ill just cum on command.

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Not in a "strip club" per se, but....I pretended to rush a frat at UNCC and they had a bunch of strippers at the party. They lined all of us up at one point and one came over to me. I gave her a dollar, she pulled my pants down, and proceeded to blow me in front of 30 other guys. Well, tried to blow me. You try getting it up with 30 guys surrounding you yelling SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! Good times...good times...

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