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Saltman, how are the muslim strip clubs?

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you don't enjoy over priced watered down drinks?

that never really appealed to me either.. lol

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Saltman, how are the muslim strip clubs?

You have to marry the girls.

Atleast you can have sixsomes though.

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I have a few but not the time to tell all of them.. Ive been kicked out for pissing all over dudes shoes in the stalls on both sides of the one I was attempting to use, for squirting the dancer's toes during a wet t contest and for drinking out of the pitcher (that used to always get me in trouble). One of my fave's was when I was 22ish and full of youthful indescretion. I was doing some sidework in the bar so we were taken care of as far as not having to pay for anything and could go where ever we wanted -the dressing rooms, VIP room, etc. So this one night we were done and enjoying the libations, split an 8ball with a buddy and got 2 of the dancers to partake, not that difficult.. So I gave the broad a line and told her if she wanted another she would have to take it from a 'special place' and she did.. Yea, good times....

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Ya your mom needs to retire.

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Coke is stripper gold. I knew a dude who used to deal. Had strippers on his junk ALL the time.

Footnote: I think he's dead. Seriously.

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Ya your mom needs to retire.

she told me she quit!!! :cryin:

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Back in college, we went to a local club on St. Patrick's Day and rna into a girl from school, who was just smokin' hot. She starte dhanging out with us by the stage, and shortly thereafter 2 strippers grabbed her and pulled her up on stage to dance. We tossed some dollars, so the strippers started taking her clothes off - the more cash we tossed, the more naked they got her. Song ended with our friend down to her thong and nothing else and my buddy accidentally tossing a $50 instead of a $1.

In Puerto Rico, we went to a club where the strippers put your hands on them whether you wanted to or not and talked super dirty in Spanish the whole time. Crazy hot.

Got a couple more involving going to the clubs with my wife a time or two, but she'd kill me :crazy:

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On my 25th birthday (2 years ago), myself and three other friends (including my 2 rooamies) went to Uptown Cabaret around 2AM. We were really, really fuged up.

I'd already blown through like $20 bucks throwing it at strippers, while this one stripper who I thought was really hot grabbed me and was like lets go upstairs, birthday boy.

I think the VIP up top is like $70 but my friend paid for it and the stripper only made us give her like $40.

Long story short, it was like an orgy up there, like 6 stippers and 5 dudes dry humping the fug out of each other and then just one huge black guy as security. So anyway the stipper is doing her thing, and I got to admit, it was extremely disappointing. That could of been the first time she had ever gave a dance for all I know. I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it.

Anywho, after the like 10 mins up there, Im fairly certain she offered to blow me for like another $60 bucks but I wasn't interested. As I said before the dance was awful.

I was like okay cool thanks and get up to leave and she was like do you want to go again? And I was just like, "ya know, your heart just isn't in this, is it?"

She was like WTF? And I just told her it was awful, then she get realll pissed.

She got mad and I got scared I was gonna get beat up by the offensive tackle guarding the door so I just left really quickly.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Best thing ever to say to a stripper

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for your future travel plans...the strip joints in Montreal advertise...

more contact than an NFL game!!!

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You have to marry the girls.

Atleast you can have sixsomes though.

haha

bin Laden is doing that in hell right now.

Except his 73 virgins turned out to be 6 huge black guys fresh out of prison.

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