Crazy Strip Club stories...
Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:39 PM
Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:45 PM
And no, Pacman Jones wasn't there.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:47 PM
Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:51 PM
Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:57 PM
My bachelor party was in vegas and my best man is pretty crazy. Well he called this one hooker showed up and came into the room where about 12 guys were hanging out. He claims to her before he will pay her anything she needs to give him a blowjob in front of everyone to prove the pay is worth it.
The dumb broad starts to just suck him off for atleast 5 minutes before she realizes she had been duped.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:58 PM
poo is just weird.
I wouldn't want to be chillin with all my girlfriends while some guy went down on me.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:00 PM
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:07 PM
I'd already blown through like $20 bucks throwing it at strippers, while this one stripper who I thought was really hot grabbed me and was like lets go upstairs, birthday boy.
I think the VIP up top is like $70 but my friend paid for it and the stripper only made us give her like $40.
Long story short, it was like an orgy up there, like 6 stippers and 5 dudes dry humping the fug out of each other and then just one huge black guy as security. So anyway the stipper is doing her thing, and I got to admit, it was extremely disappointing. That could of been the first time she had ever gave a dance for all I know. I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it.
Anywho, after the like 10 mins up there, Im fairly certain she offered to blow me for like another $60 bucks but I wasn't interested. As I said before the dance was awful.
I was like okay cool thanks and get up to leave and she was like do you want to go again? And I was just like, "ya know, your heart just isn't in this, is it?"
She was like WTF? And I just told her it was awful, then she get realll pissed.
She got mad and I got scared I was gonna get beat up by the offensive tackle guarding the door so I just left really quickly.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:09 PM
Im perfectly happy with teh boobiez in my face and nothing more. Then again, that could be because I have all of those things myself.
Idk, hard to compare it to a male strip club since Ive never been to one.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:14 PM
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:15 PM
Guys get drunk at a strip club and get even more horny. They usually dont care until the next morning.
Us wimmenz do the same thing. Guess what I should take from this is just stay away from strip clubs.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:24 PM
there's this huge club in Calgary we were in one afternoon and this guy kept trying to get up on the stage and the bouncers kept yelling at him to get down. Finally, he jumped up on his chair and then onto the stage and the largest Asian man I've ever seen came running over and basically open field tackled this guy off the stage and onto the floor. then they literally threw him down the stairs, about 15, to street level.
another time I was in my home town and we were at the bar and there were two girls up dancing together. They found out a guy in the audience was having his 18th birthday so they hauled him up on stage and proceeded to strip him before putting him in their little soap water filled tub. Then they did a little show for him and it was the funniest thing ever, this scrawny little kid with his ass in the tub with his little boner sticking out of the bubbles!!! funny as hell. Rumor has it afterwards one of them blew him, but not sure and if true, it probably didn't take long.
Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:24 PM
The plan was to do that when you come up here next season for the game. You can get into Uptown Cabaret foh free with your Panthers ticket stub!!
Wanna get drunk together?
Boobies in your face??? Where? WHERE?
AWWW there they went you just missed em.
Salty^^^ this is why you need to come so we can take biscuit to the strip club;)