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#31 bleys

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:25 PM

I know this falls against the grain of the huddle, but strip clubs really have nothing to offer.. never made sense to me to pay a girl to show me her tits or give me blue balls..

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:26 PM

Ive been to uptown. Hot girls but a waste of money.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:27 PM

I know this falls against the grain of the huddle, but strip clubs really have nothing to offer.. never made sense to me to pay a girl to show me her tits..


you don't enjoy over priced watered down drinks?

#34 The Saltman

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:28 PM

In all honesty canadian strip clubs destroy american ones.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:28 PM

Ive been to uptown. Hot girls but a waste of money.


Suggestions? They also have an awesome buffet. We could do the Mens Club or whatever but thats like over here where I work....would involve getting on highway

#36 The Saltman

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:30 PM

Its just the state laws. Uptown is the best in charlotte though.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:31 PM

Saltman, how are the muslim strip clubs?

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:31 PM

you don't enjoy over priced watered down drinks?


that never really appealed to me either.. lol

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:33 PM

Saltman, how are the muslim strip clubs?


You have to marry the girls.

Atleast you can have sixsomes though.

#40 j2sgam

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:35 PM

I have a few but not the time to tell all of them.. Ive been kicked out for pissing all over dudes shoes in the stalls on both sides of the one I was attempting to use, for squirting the dancer's toes during a wet t contest and for drinking out of the pitcher (that used to always get me in trouble). One of my fave's was when I was 22ish and full of youthful indescretion. I was doing some sidework in the bar so we were taken care of as far as not having to pay for anything and could go where ever we wanted -the dressing rooms, VIP room, etc. So this one night we were done and enjoying the libations, split an 8ball with a buddy and got 2 of the dancers to partake, not that difficult.. So I gave the broad a line and told her if she wanted another she would have to take it from a 'special place' and she did.. Yea, good times....

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:52 PM

Most of them look like poo

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:52 PM

Ya your mom needs to retire.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 03:53 PM

Coke is stripper gold. I knew a dude who used to deal. Had strippers on his junk ALL the time.

Footnote: I think he's dead. Seriously.

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:10 PM

Ya your mom needs to retire.

she told me she quit!!! :cryin:

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:24 PM

Back in college, we went to a local club on St. Patrick's Day and rna into a girl from school, who was just smokin' hot. She starte dhanging out with us by the stage, and shortly thereafter 2 strippers grabbed her and pulled her up on stage to dance. We tossed some dollars, so the strippers started taking her clothes off - the more cash we tossed, the more naked they got her. Song ended with our friend down to her thong and nothing else and my buddy accidentally tossing a $50 instead of a $1.

In Puerto Rico, we went to a club where the strippers put your hands on them whether you wanted to or not and talked super dirty in Spanish the whole time. Crazy hot.

Got a couple more involving going to the clubs with my wife a time or two, but she'd kill me :crazy: