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We should purge the obese from our society.

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SCP    30,419

Could we include the real skinny people in your plan? You know, the ones you see in trailer parks and on cops? Those skinny guys are usually married to fat redneck chicks. You could kill two losers with one stone.

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Darth Biscuit    12,502

1. You are you fat f*ck

2. Extermination camps

OK so you answered #2, you insulted me with #1, but didn't give an answer... are you going to be serious with my questions or do I need to not bother?

Not that it matters, but no I am not fat.

If you're talking about BMI, then yes I am considered "overweight" but that's because I'm 6'0" and 210lbs... and the reason I am 210 is because I lift weights so even though I have less than 14% body fat I am still considered "overweight" by that index.

So again, I ask you... who is fat?

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frash.exe    10,817

Remember thateven if you think you're not fat you probably are, you're stupid as well. If you know you're fat and aren't doing anything about it then kill yourself.

some of them pretty much are the way they eat.

maybe a less severe concept would be mandatory liposuction+stomach stapling, you could still get the fat energy, and the stapling will lessen their appetite.

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SCP    30,419

maybe a less severe concept would be mandatory liposuction+stomach stapling, you could still get the fat energy, and the stapling will lessen their appetite.

I'll bet Obama would pass a stimulus plan to pay for it all too. I'm game. Make it happen Fiz.

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Inimicus    2,542

Fat = anyone > me

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Jase    12,324

In physics, we learn that massive objects at higher elevations have a higher potential energy than those at lower elevations.

Does that mean we should go after the large mountain folk first? Then we should roll them down the mountain, with a turbine attached to them. We could produce enough energy on the way down to power an entire city for a month.

Then, we could modify standard home gas stoves to incinerate their remains for cooking, rather than using fossil fuels.

<< Angling for energy secretary position in Fiz's cabinet.

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frash.exe    10,817

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SCP    30,419

In physics, we learn that massive objects at higher elevations have a higher potential energy than those at lower elevations.

Does that mean we should go after the large mountain folk first? Then we should roll them down the mountain, with a turbine attached to them. We could produce enough energy on the way down to power an entire city for a month.

Then, we could modify standard home gas stoves to incinerate their remains for cooking, rather than using fossil fuels.

<< Angling for energy secretary position in Fiz's cabinet.

Wouldn't using a fat body like mine to cook your food increase the fat content in the food you are consuming? Not to mention the greenhouse effect my emmissions would have.

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Jase    12,324

Wouldn't using a fat body like mine to cook your food increase the fat content in the food you are consuming?

No; heat is heat, unless you spatter when you burn. There's no way of knowing that ahead of time, though.

Not to mention the greenhouse effect my emmissions would have.

Better than a lifetime of greenhouse gases produced by having to power your rascal.

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SCP    30,419

No; heat is heat, unless you spatter when you burn. There's no way of knowing that ahead of time, though.

Better than a lifetime of greenhouse gases produced by having to power your rascal.

rascal388d.jpg

I would definitly spatter and you should get a load of the greenhouse gas I produce after pounding a bag of :

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jkeough    4

clothing prices would plummet with the eradication of fat people...think about the amount of cloth that goes in to making moo moo's and such

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Murph    508

Considering your map of world hunger shows Africa as leading the world, many southerners have had a solution to that problem for 300+ years now.

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