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We should purge the obese from our society.

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Fat = anyone > me

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In physics, we learn that massive objects at higher elevations have a higher potential energy than those at lower elevations.

Does that mean we should go after the large mountain folk first? Then we should roll them down the mountain, with a turbine attached to them. We could produce enough energy on the way down to power an entire city for a month.

Then, we could modify standard home gas stoves to incinerate their remains for cooking, rather than using fossil fuels.

<< Angling for energy secretary position in Fiz's cabinet.

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In physics, we learn that massive objects at higher elevations have a higher potential energy than those at lower elevations.

Does that mean we should go after the large mountain folk first? Then we should roll them down the mountain, with a turbine attached to them. We could produce enough energy on the way down to power an entire city for a month.

Then, we could modify standard home gas stoves to incinerate their remains for cooking, rather than using fossil fuels.

<< Angling for energy secretary position in Fiz's cabinet.

Wouldn't using a fat body like mine to cook your food increase the fat content in the food you are consuming? Not to mention the greenhouse effect my emmissions would have.

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Wouldn't using a fat body like mine to cook your food increase the fat content in the food you are consuming?

No; heat is heat, unless you spatter when you burn. There's no way of knowing that ahead of time, though.

Not to mention the greenhouse effect my emmissions would have.

Better than a lifetime of greenhouse gases produced by having to power your rascal.

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No; heat is heat, unless you spatter when you burn. There's no way of knowing that ahead of time, though.

Better than a lifetime of greenhouse gases produced by having to power your rascal.

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I would definitly spatter and you should get a load of the greenhouse gas I produce after pounding a bag of :

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clothing prices would plummet with the eradication of fat people...think about the amount of cloth that goes in to making moo moo's and such

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Considering your map of world hunger shows Africa as leading the world, many southerners have had a solution to that problem for 300+ years now.

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