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#1 Matt Foley

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:25 AM

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *** that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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#2 dimbee

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:29 AM

What crawled up your ass? The missing WMD's?

#3 Matt Foley

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:30 AM

What crawled up your ass? The missing WMD's?


Come on, you had to get a laugh at a couple of those. The first one, especially. So fuging true. :D

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:32 AM

He's just bored until his soaps come on.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:32 AM

Even though they are meant to be funny, it's amazing how true those are.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:37 AM

I voted libertarian because the republican list is just as long. ;)

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:39 AM

Even though they are meant to be funny, it's amazing how true those are.


:yawn:

One could just as easily be done about Republicans referencing every stereotype on the table

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:40 AM

I voted libertarian because the republican list is just as long. ;)

Definition: A conservative is someone who oppose something that liberals support as long as it doesn't benefit them.


Yep. I don't support the government giving some douche bailout money because he bought a $1 million house when he should have only bought a $200K house. I am a Conservative. Hear me roar.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:41 AM

Did Bob Barr win? Posted Image

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:43 AM

:yawn:

One could just as easily be done about Republicans referencing every stereotype on the table


I'd love to read one. As a conservative, I'm not offended that easily nor do I feel sorry for myself. Plus, I don't take things too seriously, life is too short. So, blast away.

#11 Matt Foley

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:47 AM

Doesn't the first one hit the nail on the head? Seriously.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 11:48 AM

Doesn't the first one hit the nail on the head? Seriously.


Not really. :D

#13 Matt Foley

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:47 PM

Not really. :D


I know that there are Republicans (specifically, religious right Republicans) who fall under this category, too, but damn if Dems don't get all huffy and puffy over the use of words and images they don't approve of. The whole blowup over Fuzzy Zoeller after Tiger Woods first win at the Masters is a sterling example.

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:51 PM

I am sure the legions of liberal golfers were outraged!

Is it because someone called this guy Fuzzy? I mean, that is kind of offensive...

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:54 PM

I know that there are Republicans (specifically, religious right Republicans) who fall under this category, too, but damn if Dems don't get all huffy and puffy over the use of words and images they don't approve of. The whole blowup over Fuzzy Zoeller after Tiger Woods first win at the Masters is a sterling example.


That was just a Democrat reaction??


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