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Matt Foley

I voted Democrat

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I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *** that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

Definition: "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."

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What crawled up your ass? The missing WMD's?

Come on, you had to get a laugh at a couple of those. The first one, especially. So fuging true. :D

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Even though they are meant to be funny, it's amazing how true those are.

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I voted libertarian because the republican list is just as long. ;)

Definition: A conservative is someone who oppose something that liberals support as long as it doesn't benefit them.

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Even though they are meant to be funny, it's amazing how true those are.

:yawn:

One could just as easily be done about Republicans referencing every stereotype on the table

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I voted libertarian because the republican list is just as long. ;)

Definition: A conservative is someone who oppose something that liberals support as long as it doesn't benefit them.

Yep. I don't support the government giving some douche bailout money because he bought a $1 million house when he should have only bought a $200K house. I am a Conservative. Hear me roar.

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Did Bob Barr win? blushing-1.gif

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:yawn:

One could just as easily be done about Republicans referencing every stereotype on the table

I'd love to read one. As a conservative, I'm not offended that easily nor do I feel sorry for myself. Plus, I don't take things too seriously, life is too short. So, blast away.

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