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#1 Zod

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 06:59 PM

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My Dearest NFL Season,

If the oceans were ink and the sky parchment, I could not begin to write my love for you. I cannot imagine how empty my life will be without you. I imagine it would be a bigger disappointment than my prom night in which an excess of alcohol left my manhood flaccid and useless as a NFL player on twitter. It was like trying to shove a twizzler through a key hole, but thats neither here nor there.

If I don't see you this year, I will be forced to put my Evanescence playlist on endless repeat as I ask why. Why lord, why me, why now? Don't make me do it baby. I want you. I need you. I miss our Sunday afternoons...sitting on the couch, beer in one hand with the other scratching my pubic region. But this year, my pubic region may be left itching, an itch that only you can reach.

This is my final plea. I am emotionally drained. I have no more jiz to spunk.


Hopefully Yours,

Zod


PS. Fug all you guys

#2 markbm62

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:03 PM

made me spew my drink

#3 chknwing

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:12 PM

Man Card Revoked

#4 Zod

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:13 PM

Man Card Revoked


There is no one here that can lift my man card let alone revoke it.

#5 Jase

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:15 PM

my name isn't NFL season, but I appreciate the gesture.

#6 Panthercougar68

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:40 PM



#7 davos

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:40 PM

huh?

#8 CatMan72

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:43 PM

:jc:

#9 neverlosethefeeling

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:07 PM

my name isn't NFL season, but I appreciate the gesture.


So what did you do with all the jizz he spunked?

#10 teeray

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:09 PM

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#11 teeray

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:11 PM

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#12 Montsta

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:22 PM

Zod's man card isn't even NC issued, it's a Hawaii fake that says McLovin.

#13 DC Amp

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:30 PM

Chicago (the band) Good music

#14 ACobra289

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 10:45 PM

I admit, I laughed out loud.

#15 jasonluckydog

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 10:57 PM

There is no one here that can lift my man card let alone revoke it.


I'm pretty sure we can handle that twizzler