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#16 Chaos

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 11:39 PM

I'm moved to tears. Very powerful - almost as much as the episode of Good Times when Florida learned of James' death.

#17 twylyght

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 11:51 PM

There is no one here that can lift my man card let alone revoke it.


That's because it is stuck to the table

#18 catfang

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:34 AM

Zod has an Evanescence playlist.

Go figure.

:D

#19 LiQuiD

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:39 AM

Zod has an Evanescence playlist.

Go figure.

:D


I sense some surprise, but cannot understand why.

#20 MadHatter

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:40 AM

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My Dearest NFL Season,

If the oceans were ink and the sky parchment, I could not begin to write my love for you. I cannot imagine how empty my life will be without you. I imagine it would be a bigger disappointment than my prom night in which an excess of alcohol left my manhood flaccid and useless as a NFL player on twitter. It was like trying to shove a twizzler through a key hole, but thats neither here nor there.

If I don't see you this year, I will be forced to put my Evanescence playlist on endless repeat as I ask why. Why lord, why me, why now? Don't make me do it baby. I want you. I need you. I miss our Sunday afternoons...sitting on the couch, beer in one hand with the other scratching my pubic region. But this year, my pubic region may be left itching, an itch that only you can reach.

This is my final plea. I am emotionally drained. I have no more jiz to spunk.


Hopefully Yours,

Zod


PS. Fug all you guys


Zod has been drinking again.....:D

#21 firemoose

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 08:46 AM

Zod, if I had any pie to give I would have given it for your OP. What's scary is that I remember when that song first came out. Makes me feel old. Oh wait, that's because I AM old.:D

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 10:33 AM

Why don't you just call them out, Zod?

#23 KARASMATIC444

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 10:51 AM

Zod, thanks for that poo. it cracked me the fug up. we need more of this type crap on here to break up the same old same old. i for one cant wait for someone to Put on Notice..

#24 Porn Shop Clerk

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 10:53 AM

Immediately after writing that, Zod went and masturbated in front of a mirror.

#25 blackcatgrowl

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 12:03 PM

Zod has an Evanescence playlist.

Go figure.

:D


LOL, I read that line and was like... "lol, really? Playlist FAIL."

But I guess it's not really all that surprising.

#26 Panthercougar68

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 09:05 PM

I had Chicago stuck in my head all day because of this thread...

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 09:09 PM

Peter Cetera makes panties drop. Fact.

#28 panthers55

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 09:27 PM

Peter Cetera makes panties drop. Fact.


So did Michael McDonald and of course Barry White.

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 10:16 PM

Yeah back in 1983.