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I do it all the time, but I will never let a girl do it to me. Mine is an exit only. Her's is supposed to be played with.

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Pff, i lick butthole as a warm up...lol one of my favorite lines is "hey girl! Let me tongue punch you in the butthole."

The girls i date are usually new to the experience.....and love it ;)

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Depends on how hot the girl is. I won't lick a butthole unless she is a solid 9. 8 if I am really drunk.

Otherwise fug it.

Plus there is something inherently unsexy about planning it out and taking her to the shower so I can take a scrub brush to her asshole just so I can lick it.

Spontaneity and unbridled desire during the moment or GTFO.

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I do it all the time, but I will never let a girl do it to me. Mine is an exit only. Her's is supposed to be played with.

since when does a rimjob involve a tongue going inside your doo doo canal? I thought it was an outside/around the bunghole kinda thing....

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Im not down for a spontaneous unsweet Hershey kiss...

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How does that conversation even take place??

Boyfriend/husband: "Hey honey. I was thinking tonight we could get the brillo pad, take a shower together, scrub the fug out of your poo hole, and then take you to bed so I can lick your asshole."

Girlfriend/wife: "You are so romantic. You read my mind. I'll get the scrub brush cowboy."

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Depends on how hot the girl is. I won't lick a butthole unless she is a solid 9. 8 if I am really drunk.

Otherwise fug it.

Plus there is something inherently unsexy about planning it out and taking her to the shower so I can take a scrub brush to her asshole just so I can lick it.

Spontaneity and unbridled desire during the moment or GTFO.

it wasn't so much that it was planned out. when i've done it all the bases have been covered for it to happen. hot, sweaty night in a club lead to showering before having sex so a little something extra got thrown in there.

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since when does a rimjob involve a tongue going inside your doo doo canal? I thought it was an outside/around the bunghole kinda thing....

You suck at rim jobs.

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You suck at rim jobs.

yes, yes I do...grodie

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How does that conversation even take place??

Boyfriend/husband: "Hey honey. I was thinking tonight we could get the brillo pad, take a shower together, scrub the fug out of your poo hole, and then take you to bed so I can lick your asshole."

Girlfriend/wife: "You are so romantic. You read my mind. I'll get the scrub brush cowboy."

it doesn't. another time was waking up. we just showered together cuz we knew we were gonna do a morning fug.

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I was more referring to j2sgasm who said they took a shower before hand and he scrubbed her asshole then they went to the bedroom.

Now that I think about it; if I wanted to lick an asshole I would rather do while we were still in the shower. In case I vomited.

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How does that conversation even take place??

Boyfriend/husband: "Hey honey. I was thinking tonight we could get the brillo pad, take a shower together, scrub the fug out of your poo hole, and then take you to bed so I can lick your asshole."

Girlfriend/wife: "You are so romantic. You read my mind. I'll get the scrub brush cowboy."

:lol:

Classic.

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