Farting during sex
Started by Zod, Jul 22 2011 01:46 PM
38 replies to this topic
#2
Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:47 PM
stop and laugh, I can never get passed ignoring it without acknowledging the wonderful moment we both just experienced.
#3
Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:48 PM
There's an Asian hooker joke in here somewhere. Wow I just farted when typing that.
#5
Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:51 PM
When I was 18, I was working at this manfacturing place. Guy that worked with me told me he was eating a girl out doggy style one time and she farted in his face. Said got up, put his clothes on and left. Not sure if I believe or not though.
#6
Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:51 PM
#7
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:01 PM
A chick farted on me one time during some pounding, and i felt it roll up my balls all the way to the end of my taint . I couldn't go on after that
#8
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:03 PM
i naturally clinch my ass while thrusting so it never happens. until after.
#9
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:17 PM
Depends on the girl imo. If shes dirty then just keep going, if otherwise just stop and laugh, try to play it off and hope she doesn't get mad. I also like the blame it on her suggestion.
#11
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:23 PM
Epic thread. Classic.
#12
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:25 PM
i'm afraid i'll shart
#13
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:30 PM
Thats not the rodeo Zod... The rodeo is when your hittin it from behind, reach up and grab a handful of hair, smack the back of her head with the other hand and tell her "Your sister's p_ssy is better than this.", and then hang on for 8 seconds...
But never recall floating an air biscuit during sex...
But never recall floating an air biscuit during sex...
#14
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:31 PM
who do you substitute for sister if she doesn't have one?
#15
Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:34 PM
Mom?
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