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Farting during sex

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Just do it and ignore it or do it then stop and laugh?


I never know which is appropriate

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stop and laugh, I can never get passed ignoring it without acknowledging the wonderful moment we both just experienced.

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There's an Asian hooker joke in here somewhere. Wow I just farted when typing that.

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Blame it on her.

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When I was 18, I was working at this manfacturing place. Guy that worked with me told me he was eating a girl out doggy style one time and she farted in his face. Said got up, put his clothes on and left. Not sure if I believe or not though.

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[IMG]http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/4/pool_fart.gif[/IMG]

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A chick farted on me one time during some pounding, and i felt it roll up my balls all the way to the end of my taint . I couldn't go on after that :(

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i naturally clinch my ass while thrusting so it never happens. until after.

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Depends on the girl imo. If shes dirty then just keep going, if otherwise just stop and laugh, try to play it off and hope she doesn't get mad. I also like the blame it on her suggestion.

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Weird, I typically do it in the hopes she will get mad and try to leave.. then the rodeo begins...

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Epic thread. Classic.

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i'm afraid i'll shart

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