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#1 Zod

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:46 PM

Just do it and ignore it or do it then stop and laugh?


I never know which is appropriate

#2 bleys

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:47 PM

stop and laugh, I can never get passed ignoring it without acknowledging the wonderful moment we both just experienced.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:48 PM

There's an Asian hooker joke in here somewhere. Wow I just farted when typing that.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:49 PM

Blame it on her.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:51 PM

When I was 18, I was working at this manfacturing place. Guy that worked with me told me he was eating a girl out doggy style one time and she farted in his face. Said got up, put his clothes on and left. Not sure if I believe or not though.

#6 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:51 PM

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:01 PM

A chick farted on me one time during some pounding, and i felt it roll up my balls all the way to the end of my taint . I couldn't go on after that :(

#8 Kettle

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:03 PM

i naturally clinch my ass while thrusting so it never happens. until after.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:17 PM

Depends on the girl imo. If shes dirty then just keep going, if otherwise just stop and laugh, try to play it off and hope she doesn't get mad. I also like the blame it on her suggestion.

#10 Zod

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:22 PM

Weird, I typically do it in the hopes she will get mad and try to leave.. then the rodeo begins...

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:23 PM

Epic thread. Classic.

#12 Kettle

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:25 PM

i'm afraid i'll shart

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:30 PM

Thats not the rodeo Zod... The rodeo is when your hittin it from behind, reach up and grab a handful of hair, smack the back of her head with the other hand and tell her "Your sister's p_ssy is better than this.", and then hang on for 8 seconds...

But never recall floating an air biscuit during sex...

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:31 PM

who do you substitute for sister if she doesn't have one?

#15 j2sgam

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 02:34 PM

Mom?