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Your bold yet reasonable predictions. 2011 edition

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stewart outrushes deangelo

gettis has more yards + TD's than smitty

greg olsen will have the most TD's as a TE in the NFC

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Cam will rush for 500 yards and 3 TDs

Armanti will have 500 yards receiving, 2 TDs, 4 passes completed for 96 yards

Double Trouble will have 2300+ yards combined

Goodson will rush for 600 yards

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Cam wins ROY in a runaway, Gettis establishes himself as a legit #1 WR

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win game 1

everyone gets excited

lose 15 straight, many of them by the slightest margin

2001 style baby

Ass.

Here's what occurred to me a few days ago while taking a dump:

2011 (2001)

Win-able road season opener in a dome: AZ (Minn)

Rookie QB who won Heisman: Weinke (Newton)

It's like Kennedy and Lincoln all over again...

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-stadium experience and beer will still suck and it will feel like home.

winner!!!!!!

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Schwartz will get a STD from sleeping with 12 Singapore whores at one time in a log cabin in Alaska. It will go untreated and result in the loss of his member.

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Cam Newton will rush for at least one 20+ yard touchdown.

Double Trouble will combine for over 2000 yards. Goodson will have a respectable YPC average and make some big plays.

CJ gets ~9 sacks. Hardy and Brown combine for a similar amount.

Our Linebackers all personally have more sacks than in any previous season.

Godfrey picks off four and takes at least one to the house.

Steve Smith doesn't break 1,000 yards receiving and has ~6 touchdowns.

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We beat Ari, Minn, Tenn, split with Bucs and Aints. 5 wins :( but them boys be fighting!

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