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Never consent to a roadside search...

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Certain cops just seem to like to frisk teenage boys for the fun of it.

Most have better things to do.

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lol wtf jim stone via PM (I'm assuming it is related to this thread?)

You should keep your stupidity to yourself. There are children here.

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Another bit of good advice is that if you get pulled over, and you DO have something illegal in your car, the best thing to do is to act like you are mad.

When the cop arrives at your window, ask "why am I being pulling over sir? i was not speeding(or i was going with the flow of traffic), and i am already late, can you just hurry and write the ticket so I can be on my way?"

The trick to it is acting like you are pissed off. By doing so, it messes up the cops ability to sense that in reality, you are scared.

Cops are trained to sense fear from suspects in order to assess if you are hiding something or not. If you act like you are angry, the extra attitude will make it hard for the officer to read your emotions. If you act scared and nervous, they are going to search your poo.

Don't worry about pissing the cop off, because if he decides he wants to be a dick, you can just say, "I'm sorry sir, I am late, and I have just been having a bad day, that keeps getting worse. I apologize if i have been disrespectful", and he will back off, write the ticket, and be on his way, never knowing that you had 5 pounds of marijuana vacuum sealed in the trunk.

(by the way, true story)

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What if a ghost cop pulls you over?

Or what if its Robocop?

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Another bit of good advice is that if you get pulled over, and you DO have something illegal in your car, the best thing to do is to act like you are mad.

When the cop arrives at your window, ask "why am I being pulling over sir? i was not speeding(or i was going with the flow of traffic), and i am already late, can you just hurry and write the ticket so I can be on my way?"

The trick to it is acting like you are pissed off. By doing so, it messes up the cops ability to sense that in reality, you are scared.

Cops are trained to sense fear from suspects in order to assess if you are hiding something or not. If you act like you are angry, the extra attitude will make it hard for the officer to read your emotions. If you act scared and nervous, they are going to search your poo.

Don't worry about pissing the cop off, because if he decides he wants to be a dick, you can just say, "I'm sorry sir, I am late, and I have just been having a bad day, that keeps getting worse. I apologize if i have been disrespectful", and he will back off, write the ticket, and be on his way, never knowing that you had 5 pounds of marijuana vacuum sealed in the trunk.

(by the way, true story)

I thought you were going to say he missed the stripper you had locked in the trunk. :)

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