Jangler

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Would have been SOOOO much better this way...

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Top 10 list of Samuel L Jackson quotes that went around when Episode 1 came out:

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfugin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfuger.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfugin' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fug we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Motherfuger.

5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?

4. You sendin' the Fett? poo, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fug him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Mother fuger.'

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5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?

Should be #1... :lol:

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rip starting a lawn mower....hilarious

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