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#1 KillerKat

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 04:12 PM

Anyone else have this problem? :confused:

#2 jasonluckydog

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 04:37 PM

They did not applaud and they did not cheer
And homeboys just said "Get the fug outta here"
So as I cracked a smile and started to laugh
I could see the sucka duck muthafuga gettin mad
He had a frown on his face, he was hotter than fire
He wasn't competition but just a little biter
So, as he turned and walked away
With his head to the ground and nothing to say
Cause he was busted, disgusted, and couldn't be trusted
He tried to battle me and found self-DESTRUCTION

#3 jasonluckydog

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 04:38 PM

I've been rhymin and designin, and always tryin
Our beats are always strong, and never dyin
The lyrics I recite, I say with power
So step aside or get devoured
I won't say I'm sorry cause I don't want glory
Gonna stimulate this party, so don't you worry
Bustin all fresh rhymes, don't need to diss
Cause I'm known at parties as a catalyst

#4 Zod

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:05 PM

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

#5 lightsout

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:12 PM

What a coincidence. Lil Wayne can't rap either. Quick, shoot yourself with your mom's gun and throw together unintelligent lyrics and take your ass to the bank! That seems to be the format Wayne took.

#6 Gipetto

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:12 PM

you have to be born with swag first

#7 Hawk

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:30 PM

you too caucasian foo

#8 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:35 PM

Seriously though, if you practice freestyling a lot, you can get good at it.

In high school, I would freestyle non stop for hours at a time while fishing, doing chores, before bed, etc. Got better and better, and now I can freestyle without missing a beat for a pretty good amount of time.

True story man. Do it.

#9 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:36 PM

Oh, this was a parody thread. This just got awkwardly embarrassing...

#10 Hawk

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:43 PM

rap is crap

#11 Jackofalltrades

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:08 PM

I'm far too white to rap, or dance...or run fast.

#12 Vampire the buffet slayer

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:23 PM

Yeah, but we can do the hell out of our taxes.

#13 DC Amp

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:14 PM

I'm a purty good rapper around Christmas time :)

#14 cptx

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:40 PM

Not enough street cred

#15 AR-15 Panther

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 09:03 PM

Probably not black enough, maybe next time.


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