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Kentwan Balmer

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That breaks it. He's gay.

Yeah but if I was Hurney, the guy could dress in a tu-tu for practice as long as he actually was a decent DT.

Really, really puzzling.

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Do you really think there are no gay football players on the Panthers?

joke.

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They didn't think his tattoos were tasteful.

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that is pretty bizarre. talk about taking advantage of the #1 waiver position. claim a guy, bring him in, pinch his biceps to check for flab, drop him like a bad habit.

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Probably had an attitude issue and was bad for team chemistry. That is the only thing that makes sense. Either that or he went out last night trying to get college girls and got arrested.

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Do you really think there are no gay football players on the Panthers?

I sure hope that there isn't

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Yeah but if I was Hurney, the guy could dress in a tu-tu for practice as long as he actually was a decent DT.

Really, really puzzling.

Hurney: Alright Ken, we've caught word you're a homo.

KB: You got me Marty. So, lemme guess, I'm released right?

Hurney: No, we think you're a talented guy and we don't care about your personal life or lifestyle for that matter. We just want you to be a good football player.

KB: Problem is... I'm tired of hiding... Hiding behind these glorified, pad-stuffed, knee-length tights. I want to be free. I want people to see the real Kentwan. For now on, I'm playing tonight and practicing without bottoms on Marty. Free, like I was meant to be! Shoulder pads will still be on, but I'm talking butt ass naked!

Hurney: That whole "you aren't released thing..." Yeah, you're released.

KB: Dammit! I knew it! It never works! No one understands me, it happens everytime!

*Balmer gets up and walks out in a very distinguished manner while wiping his face of tears and squeeling in a high-pitched unmanly tone, only for Hurney to realize he took his pants off in front of his desk and left them there... Hurney shakes his head as he sees KB exit the office*

Hurney: One day... One day... Somebody's gonna get that guy... One day...

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Do you really think there are no gay football players on the Panthers?

Smitty would have beat them up.

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Think they already went through that with Ken Lucas.

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