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#91 Marguide

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:17 PM

That breaks it. He's gay.




Yeah but if I was Hurney, the guy could dress in a tu-tu for practice as long as he actually was a decent DT.

Really, really puzzling.

#92 Proudiddy

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:18 PM

Do you really think there are no gay football players on the Panthers?


joke.

#93 Matthias

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:18 PM

They didn't think his tattoos were tasteful.

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:19 PM

that is pretty bizarre. talk about taking advantage of the #1 waiver position. claim a guy, bring him in, pinch his biceps to check for flab, drop him like a bad habit.

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:20 PM

Probably had an attitude issue and was bad for team chemistry. That is the only thing that makes sense. Either that or he went out last night trying to get college girls and got arrested.

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:20 PM

Do you really think there are no gay football players on the Panthers?


I sure hope that there isn't

#97 Proudiddy

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:24 PM

Yeah but if I was Hurney, the guy could dress in a tu-tu for practice as long as he actually was a decent DT.

Really, really puzzling.


Hurney: Alright Ken, we've caught word you're a homo.

KB: You got me Marty. So, lemme guess, I'm released right?

Hurney: No, we think you're a talented guy and we don't care about your personal life or lifestyle for that matter. We just want you to be a good football player.

KB: Problem is... I'm tired of hiding... Hiding behind these glorified, pad-stuffed, knee-length tights. I want to be free. I want people to see the real Kentwan. For now on, I'm playing tonight and practicing without bottoms on Marty. Free, like I was meant to be! Shoulder pads will still be on, but I'm talking butt ass naked!

Hurney: That whole "you aren't released thing..." Yeah, you're released.

KB: Dammit! I knew it! It never works! No one understands me, it happens everytime!

*Balmer gets up and walks out in a very distinguished manner while wiping his face of tears and squeeling in a high-pitched unmanly tone, only for Hurney to realize he took his pants off in front of his desk and left them there... Hurney shakes his head as he sees KB exit the office*

Hurney: One day... One day... Somebody's gonna get that guy... One day...

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:35 PM

Do you really think there are no gay football players on the Panthers?


Smitty would have beat them up.

#99 Jackofalltrades

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:36 PM

Think they already went through that with Ken Lucas.

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:45 PM

There is more than 1 gay player on the Panthers.

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:47 PM

So what happened... he's not on our team anymore

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:47 PM

No.

#103 Cat'sGrowl

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:48 PM

Not likely.

#104 Gipetto

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:50 PM

I heard from an inside source he was gay.

Rumor successfully started MUHAHAHAHAHA

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 06:50 PM

I think it has to be to make roster room for a signing or trade they are close to. Even if he was one of the mythical "bad locker room presence" guys, I think they'd at least give him a game to prove that he's worth it.


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