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Arizona is now ON NOTICE!

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Listen up Arizona! You are now ON NOTICE!

This week the Carolina Panthers play in Northern Mexico against a team that can think of nothing more menacing than a little red bird to represent their team. A place where pasty white home owners water their rock gardens while pretending to be anything but the walking maxi pads in plaid shorts we all know them to be. A place where the only thing more common than losing is sand.

Welcome to Arizona! We make Utah look exciting.

Wait, whats that? Feel that cool breeze? A mysterious change is in the air.

Winning is coming.

The old regime is gone. A new leader has emerged and is cleaning house. Gone are the days of the 3rd and long draw play. There will be no more sitting on the laurels of a 3 point lead, desperately trying to run out the clock. Our new leader is a true warrior, a military man, a fighter.

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Winning is coming.

Featured in this new army is a young upstart, full of potential and the pedigree to be a great leader. A fighter in his own right, he is known as the Happy Warrior, as he appears to be smiling in even the most dire of situations.

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Winning is coming

This new Panthers squad features a warrior the likes of which Panthers fans have rarely witnessed. He escaped the wintery lard clogged wasteland known as Chicago and has found his salvation here in the Old God's country. Place him on the battle field and watch as all that oppose him collectively crap themselves. Ironically, crapping themselves would be the most entertaining thing the Cardinals are capable of.

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That is right, this week the Carolina Panthers will begin to raise the hopes and dreams of all their fans. This week they will rise above the negativity and put the rest of the league on notice. This week they will do what last season could not be done.

Winning is coming.

Panthers 24 Cardinals 21

Lo there do I see my father...

Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers...

Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning...

Lo...they do call to me...

They bid me take my place among them...

In the halls of Valhalla...where the brave....may live...forever!

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its going to be a laugher even though cards sucked last year we had a good game last year againts sam bradford which that was his first game as a pro i think cam will be good but just not in his first NFL game

PP7 isn't going to be a HOFER in his first NFL game either.

Have fun with Shock+Olsen

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Their QB has a career record of 3 wins and 4 losses yet they paid this guy like a premier QB. Then their fans act like they got fugging Peyton Manning or something, its gonna be halarious when Kolb falls apart and they are all like "what happened? I thought Kolb was the next big thing. blah blah blah derp a durp a diddly derp.''

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Their QB has a career record of 3 wins and 4 losses yet they paid this guy like a premier QB. Then their fans act like they got fugging Peyton Manning or something, its gonna be halarious when Kolb falls apart and they are all like "what happened? I thought Kolb was the next big thing. blah blah blah derp a durp a diddly derp.''

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Should probably make Cam Jon Snow and Rivera Peter Baelish.

It's for the best if you don't know why.

I have not read the book so dont give out any spoilers if you dont mind. I get the Jon Snow reference but not the latter and I think I want to watch to find out.

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Their QB has a career record of 3 wins and 4 losses yet they paid this guy like a premier QB. Then their fans act like they got fugging Peyton Manning or something, its gonna be halarious when Kolb falls apart and they are all like "what happened? I thought Kolb was the next big thing. blah blah blah derp a durp a diddly derp.''

The guy just has his giddy on. Although I personally, do not believe that Kolb is giddy worthy.

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Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones tv series is based on the first book in the series) is probably my favorite fantasy series, Storm of Swords is one of my all time favorite books ever.

Well, lets hope like someone mentioned before Rivera doesn't get executed for treason to the organization, and hopefully cam won't be betrayed and killed on his wedding day (if that is robb who you put his face on).

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kevin kolb = matt moore

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Their QB has a career record of 3 wins and 4 losses yet they paid this guy like a premier QB. Then their fans act like they got fugging Peyton Manning or something, its gonna be halarious when Kolb falls apart and they are all like "what happened? I thought Kolb was the next big thing. blah blah blah derp a durp a diddly derp.''

I would hope we could blitz him often and put his ass in the turf fast!

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Real live post from a real live Cardinal's fan on one of their internet breeding grounds.

Carolina always beats us in the regular season. They have our number.

The Cardinals have to score about 17 pts to cover the inveitable Steve Smith 80 yard TD, and the 100 yard game by the 3rd string fullback. Flippin' Nick Goings.

Happens every time.

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I love that 80yd TD from Smitty. First play of the game, and off we go. Sorry, my giddy got in the way of any rational thought.

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Peter Balish (Little Finger) Really is the baller in the series.

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