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Gay Midget Pornstar Eaten by Badgers

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Gordon Ramsay's gay dwarf porn look-a-like a.k.a. doppelganger, Percy Foster was discovered dead and partially eaten inside a badger den. Ministry of Agriculture experts had already scheduled a badger-gassing for the area near Tregaron, west Wales when they found Foster's body deep inside a six-foot-deep badger burrow. They used fingertip technology to extract his body.

Foster made waves in the gay porn industry because of his uncanny likeness to loud mouthed meanie Gordon Ramsay. Foster had starred in Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go. He was excited at the prospect of making more money thanks to his looks.

Previously, when asked about it, Foster said, "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream."

Unfortunately, Foster will not be able to indulge in his hard-earned money. Authorities are not sure what happened to him but haven't ruled out suicide. Porn movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said, "Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

Gordon Ramsay has yet to release a statement about the death of his gay dwarf porn look-a-like. Ramsay probably never will release a statement either. The incident has shocked the porn industry and is one of the strangest tales of death.

http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980272847

Foster had starred in Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go

Honey Badger don't give a fug

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and yeah it sucks that he died a horrid death like this, but damn you cant deny this is a weird ass story

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Hellava way to die.

But it is almost winter.

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Normally I would have a pun of some sort or some type of witty remark... May he rest in peace. What a horrible way to die.

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He probably died and the badgers found him.

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Talk about a thread title that Just MAKES you open it.

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Oh, look, here's a houseful of badgers....honey badger don't care

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How many times do we need to read a story just like this before we take action?

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gordon-ramsey.jpg

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fingertip technology? does that mean somebody stuck their hand in a badger den and found a dead midget?

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Killed himself because he didn't get the part of Tyrion Lannister.

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