Things you like to see chicks doing...
Posted 23 September 2011 - 06:05 PM
I lived in the dorms and Freshmen year girls had to be out of the rooms by 11:30PM. You also had to sign them in and out. They would ring a bell at 11:15 then again at 11:30. I was sitting in my room and I thought the floor was empty. Indiana State almost everyone goes home or somewhere on the weekend. Since I was an engineering student, my butt was Dynamic strength of materials homework!
The first bell rings, and about 3 minutes later one of the guys burst into my room an asked me to help him. I followed him to his room and there was a girl, stark naked passed out! They had been drinking Schlitz Malt liquor beer! (By the looks of it, they had killed one 6 pack and was working on another one!) He could barely stand up!
I managed to get her jeans on, no easy feat when the girl is wearing tight jeans and is passed out! I had to put my hand down the front of her jeans to zip them up and catch any of her hair in the zipper! :eek: I did't even try to put her panties or bra on! I got her blouse and shoes on. We put her arms around us and dragged her to the elevator. (11th floor!) We got downstair and I held onto her belt loops to keep her stood up while he signed her out. Fortunately, she lived in the girls dorm across from our dorm. So we dragged her into her dorm, set her down on some seats and I had him call her room for her roommate to come and get her!
At that point, we left. The last image I had of her was slumped over in a chair passed out! (It never crossed my mind about alcohol poisoning! I was 18 or 19 years old. I'm not sure I knew what that was.) I did see her a few time in the cafeteria after that. (No, I never told her how she got downstairs. She didn't know me from anyone else.)
Stay in school! Don't graduate! It makes you grow up!
Posted 24 September 2011 - 05:02 PM
For those of us who are vintage: (Vintage is when you get so long, you're considered a classic! )
Posted 24 September 2011 - 06:17 PM