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Israeli troops acted humanely and justly in Gaza strip

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We're just friends. Sorry I don't run around with a hard-on like a drooling retard trying to hump everything I can put my dick in. I'll get to work on being more "straight" for you though ;)

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We're just friends. Sorry I don't run around with a hard-on like a drooling retard trying to hump everything I can put my dick in. I'll get to work on being more "straight" for you though ;)

You're going to have a difficult time doing that based on the fine young malery of your posts.

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Okay hold on let me try to make my posts more manly for you.

"Goddamn my nuts itch. I sure do hate black people and other minorities. They're so lazy and the cause of all of America's problems and other baseless assumptions.

I'm horny, I should go beat the fug out of my wife with a tire iron for not knowing that I wanted her to get me a beer. Stupid bitch. She's so useless. So are my kids. Might as well fug my daughter and put her to some good use.

"Man I hate books and education and science and thinking etc etc. I'm sure glad I can have my church tell me what to do. Wouldn't want to think on my own, that'd be gay."

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Okay hold on let me try to make my posts more manly for you.

"Goddamn my nuts itch. I sure do hate black people and other minorities. They're so lazy and the cause of all of America's problems and other baseless assumptions.

I'm horny, I should go beat the fug out of my wife with a tire iron for not knowing that I wanted her to get me a beer. Stupid bitch. She's so useless. So are my kids. Might as well fug my daughter and put her to some good use.

"Man I hate books and education and science and thinking etc etc. I'm sure glad I can have my church tell me what to do. Wouldn't want to think on my own, that'd be gay."

so not only are you a fine young male, but you're a bigot, a chauvinist, and a dumbass?? Wow that's a rare combination.

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No but considering all my posts tend to be on the liberal side of the political spectrum I figured that's why I was a fine young male. So I thought maybe I should imitate the constituency of the Republican Party.

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No but considering all my posts tend to be on the liberal side of the political spectrum I figured that's why I was a fine young male. So I thought maybe I should imitate the constituency of the Republican Party.

cool, so I'll add lame and not funny to the list.

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Wasn't trying to be funny, I seriously desperately pine for you to not think of me as a fine young male. I'll probably lay awake all night tonight brainstorming endlessly on how to prove my heterosexuality to you.

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Wasn't trying to be funny, I seriously desperately pine for you to not think of me as a fine young male. I'll probably lay awake all night tonight brainstorming endlessly on how to prove my heterosexuality to you.

You'd sleep better if you'd screw a woman before going to bed.

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Are you trying to live vicariously through me or something? Why does me getting laid interest you so much? Because I have a female friend with whom I don't try and shove my dick in one of her orifices all the time I must not have sex with ANYONE?

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Are you trying to live vicariously through me or something? Why does me getting laid interest you so much? Because I have a female friend with whom I don't try and shove my dick in one of her orifices all the time I must not have sex with ANYONE?

See, you would be Israel, not messing with her, just trying to sleep in peace. She would be Hamas, wanting to start something with you every 30 days or so.

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