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#61 jaPAN fan

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 04:30 AM

The first solar eclipse happened when the sun challenged Cam Newton to a staring contest.

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 05:21 AM

Cam Newton can speak French... in perfect Russian

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:52 AM

Cam Newton puts the newton in....Fig newton!!:out:

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 09:24 AM

Cam Newton had a starring role in Star Wars episodes 1-3 as "The Force".

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 09:37 AM

Cam Newton uses a fake smile, because his real one would blind people.

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 10:29 AM

Cam doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he perfers Dos Eques

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 10:37 AM

Cam is such a bad man, even Shaft hushes his mouth.

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 12:06 PM

Cam Newton doesn't drink beer very often but when he does, he makes the most interesting man serve it to him in nothing but a tutu and stillettos

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 12:38 PM

when sharks bleed, Cam Newton attacks them

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 01:54 PM

The flu takes a CamNewton Shot

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 01:58 PM

Cam Newton's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


except after every loss

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 01:58 PM

LSU AND duke? WTF? Do explain. Lemme guess, Yankees and jimmie Johnson also?


Actually, no you taint licker, maybe if you took the second to ask nicely you would find out. JRich and myself graduated from LSU after growing up in NC. Duke University saved our dad's life and we have forever been fans. We both went to LSU on music scholarships. We both hate the Yankees, with a full blood passion, and Nascar isnt really our cup of tea

nice try though

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Posted 15 October 2011 - 02:38 AM

In the future, superheroes will be called "Cam Newtons"

Proof (start @ 4 mins 50 secs):



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Posted 15 October 2011 - 02:53 AM

Cam Newtons sperm grants immortality. To bad I'm not gay. :(

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Posted 15 October 2011 - 04:28 AM

Cam clogs the toilet when he pisses
Every year on his birthday, Cam selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
When Cam goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead dons a bucket and a handgun
Cam won American Idol using only sign language
Cam doesn't call the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone
There is no theory of evolution, on a list of species Cam has allowed to live
Cam breaks a lawnmower every time he shaves