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#61 Kevin Greene

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 12:16 AM

Gave her a ride home from 7th grade.



























What?

#62 Miaoww

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 09:05 AM

We ended up dating for a long time. Lol


She was clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic then.

#63 CCS

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:10 PM

This is unrelated, but last night I did the dirties and when the girls ankle went over my shoulder I noticed she had a "Jesus is my Savior" tattoo on her ankle.



I lold so hard.

#64 N1kkadeemuz

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:16 PM

The "we're both adults speech" works, for serious.

#65 Inimicus

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:18 PM

Said: Just the tip? just for a sec?

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:19 PM

one time I went to Charlotte, North Carolina and pretended to be an NHL star...that part wasn't my idea, but never doubt the brilliance of a man name Mush!

#67 teeray

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:21 PM

I let my wife talk me into becoming a parent to get some ass. fml.

When I was single I didn't have to do anything conniving because I was naturally good looking and charismatic.




































Alright I paid for it. :(

#68 Jase

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:22 PM

I begged her, pleaded with her, then reminded her that it was our wedding night and it was expected that we do it.

#69 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:24 PM

ghey

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 02:46 PM

I cannot think of something that I have done. But I would let Stacy Kiebler sh*t on my chest if that is what it took to fug her. Until then I will just lie in bed and imagine being George Clooney's penis.

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#71 Matt Foley

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 09:01 PM

Flew a girl in from Houston for a weekend. I was getting plenty in Charlotte at that time. Don't know why I spent hundreds on this girl, other than she was my first hispanic girl. Men will do stupid things for sex. At least it was a good weekend.

#72 Kevin Greene

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 09:19 PM

I begged her, pleaded with her, then reminded her that it was our wedding night and it was expected that we do it.



Jase's wedding night was eeirly similar to the wedding night in Yentl.

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