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#1 Happy Panther

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 10:32 PM

So half the kids walk up the driveway and down the path.

The other half go stomping through the yard.

Since this is the time when people have planted babygrass and aerated I say take the concrete. At the same time its just grass.

Also my neighbor gave me scotch as a treat

#2 Mr. Belding

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 12:34 AM

tape it off
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 01:44 AM

hire camdemonium to sit out on your lawn

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 01:50 AM

Not a single kid came here tonight.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 06:33 AM

I had like a 16 year old come to my door not wearing a costume at around 8:15. He reached at my bowl like he was going to grab a handful, I Smitty-Stiffed-Arm'd his ass, and gave him a tootsie roll!

#6 Inimicus

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 06:45 AM

They're kids enjoying Halloween. Let them run through the grass if they want.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:34 AM

I say romp through the grass is ok for kids but if the parents are walking to the door with them their asses should know better! Most parents stay at the street. My kid knows what a side walk is for and 9 times out of 10 she walked on the side walk.

I think it's kinda alright for teens to go trick or treating as long as they are in costume. If they come to the door not in costume but they have a younger kid with them I give them both a treat.


Lots of parents in my hood do what we like to call "Drunk or Treat". They carry their coolers in the wagon along with the kids and they drink while the kids get their candy. They also go door to door swapping drinks. It's too funny imo.

#8 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:41 AM

I had these kids come to my door ..they were probably 15 or 16..they made me uncomfortable actually..I was scared they were gonna set my car on fire should I skimp on the candy..That's too old to be trick or treating IMO..regardless of having a costume..

When the asshole said "I'm here for the free candy" I should've roundhouse kicked his fatass off my porch

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:44 AM

So half the kids walk up the driveway and down the path.

The other half go stomping through the yard.

Since this is the time when people have planted babygrass and aerated I say take the concrete. At the same time its just grass.

Also my neighbor gave me scotch as a treat


haha you are lucky just hide on your care to wait them would be a good idea just give them a treat too .hha

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:45 AM

I had these kids come to my door ..they were probably 15 or 16..they made me uncomfortable actually..I was scared they were gonna set my car on fire should I skimp on the candy..That's too old to be trick or treating IMO..regardless of having a costume..

When the asshole said "I'm here for the free candy" I should've roundhouse kicked his fatass off my porch


I would have slammed the door. One time a kid about 15 or 16 came to the door, no costume, and believe it or not, had inline skates so he could get around faster. I said "um, no" and shut the door. Luckily had a garage to hide the cars :)

#11 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:48 AM

MrPF wasn't home so I guess I was a little intimidated...I just wanted them gone so I gave in and gave him some...lol..If I had a dollar for every time that happened!

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:48 AM

I had these kids come to my door ..they were probably 15 or 16..they made me uncomfortable actually..I was scared they were gonna set my car on fire should I skimp on the candy..That's too old to be trick or treating IMO..regardless of having a costume..

When the asshole said "I'm here for the free candy" I should've roundhouse kicked his fatass off my porch


Why didn't you just hit them with your funbags?

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:50 AM

I was expecting eggs on the garage door, but he didn't. Last night I saw a few groups of older kids without costumes, or barely a costume. Really?
I bet they were using drugs!!
/old man rant

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 08:06 AM

Why didn't you just hit them with your funbags?


I think she wanted them to leave.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 08:34 AM

got mobbed by kids. Our hoard of candy was gone at 8:00.


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