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#1 Zod

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:39 AM

There was a man born to a virgin mother, conceived by a god himself. His earthly fathers ancestry was of royal descent. His conception was announced to the mother by an angel while shepards witnessed the birth itself. After his birth, he was in grave danger as the king was to have him killed, so his family fled and hid. At age 30 he was baptized. He was later taken to the desert and tempted by the devil, which he overcame. He was known for raising people from the grave, and gave sermons on mounts, and had disciples that followed him. He was executed beside of two thieves and buried in a tomb. Two women later discovered the tomb to be empty after 3 days. In the future it is said he will return and reign over the earth for 1000 years.

This of course is the story of Horus, and occurred thousands of years before the birth of Jesus. Interesting, no?

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:01 AM

Nothing like a reach into mythology.

#3 Kevin Greene

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:07 AM

Would have been better with popcorn.

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:10 AM

http://www.tektonics...opycat/osy.html

#5 Jase

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:12 AM

There was a man born to a virgin mother, conceived by a god himself. His earthly fathers ancestry was of royal descent. His conception was announced to the mother by an angel while shepards witnessed the birth itself. After his birth, he was in grave danger as the king was to have him killed, so his family fled and hid. At age 30 he was baptized. He was later taken to the desert and tempted by the devil, which he overcame. He was known for raising people from the grave, and gave sermons on mounts, and had disciples that followed him. He was executed beside of two thieves and buried in a tomb. Two women later discovered the tomb to be empty after 3 days. In the future it is said he will return and reign over the earth for 1000 years.

This of course is the story of Horus, and occurred thousands of years before the birth of Jesus. Interesting, no?


I've heard this bed time story before. Then he and a group of freedom fighters blow up a space station, he goes to a jungle to learn from a green muppet how to pick things up with his mind, he learns a black man is his father, and then finally defeats the evil empire once and for all with the help of some midgets in teddy bear suits, right?

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:17 AM

Damn it Zod, I thought this was a Star Wars thread.

#7 mmmbeans

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:17 AM

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:19 AM

http://www.tektonics...opycat/osy.html


Well if Tektonics says so, that's good enough for me.

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:20 AM

For some reason this thread put Don McLean's "American Pie" lyrics in my head.

Damn you Zod!

#10 mmmbeans

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:22 AM

or mebbe...

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