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[charlotte49er]

My Parents one year gave me a talking scale. It was supposed to help me loose weight. But it must have been defective.

Everytime I went to weigh myself, all is would say was;

"Would one of you get off!" :eek:

[thefuzz]

Got some clothes, all of my friends had called to tell me they got 4 wheelers. I was really upset, and I'm pretty sure I cried thinking about having to tell them I had a jacket and some socks.

After a good bit of glaring at my parents my father told me to look in the garage. 4 wheeler...and a really cool one at that.

Worst to First in the same day.

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[Stannis]

A gun with one bullet and a note that said "don't be messy". My mom hates me.

[Johnny Rockets]

Can't remember getting a crappy gift but several years ago I bought my wife a steam cleaner for Christmas.....boy was that a mistake. 10 years later it was actually brought up in our final discussion before splitting up. I had no idea the emotional scars a steam cleaner could leave.

[Floppin]

Never buy your significant other something that is related to their domestic responsibilities, unless they specifically ask for it in which case it better not be the only thing you get them. They will automatically infer one or both of the following two things:

a) you think that they don't do enough of whatever the gift is related too and this gift is a hint
b)they suck at doing whatever the gift is related too and this gift is meant to help

[mvp2011]

books, they suck

[Floppin]

books, they suck

Books are quite often my favorite presents. I love books.

[Johnny Rockets]

Never buy your significant other something that is related to their domestic responsibilities, unless they specifically ask for it in which case it better not be the only thing you get them. They will automatically infer one or both of the following two things:

a) you think that they don't do enough of whatever the gift is related too and this gift is a hint
b)they suck at doing whatever the gift is related too and this gift is meant to help

Bad thing is I waited till the very end when all the other presents were opened to bring it out like it was the grand finale at the fireworks show or something.

[Floppin]

Bad thing is I waited till the very end when all the other presents were opened to bring it out like it was the grand finale at the fireworks show or something.

Hahahhahahah, wow.

[mvp2011]

Books are quite often my favorite presents. I love books.

My grandpa has gotten me irrevelant books for my b-day and xmas since i was 3. (bday right after xmas) I should of specified that I like some books, ones that he didnt read in the 30's.

[Floppin]

My grandpa has gotten me irrevelant books for my b-day and xmas since i was 3. (bday right after xmas) I should of specified that I like some books, ones that he didnt read in the 30's.

Ahh.

[Zcustom]

When I was 15 my Grandma got me a Mossimo T-shirt that said "stop or you'll go blind"

[chknwing]

the 27-3 ass whooping Pittsburgh put on Carolina last year on the 23rd.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

their domestic responsibilities

um...what?

[Floppin]

um...what?

I didn't mean that in a sexist way. I am, in fact, a male house wife. I work from home and do all the cooking and cleaning. Those are my domestic responsibilities. I don't expect my wife to do those things, she can't obviously. If roles were reversed, I would though.