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Matt Foley

I am no longer going to call myself a librarian

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Good, because my wife is getting her masters to be a librarian and I wouldn't want to think of you while I'm in bed with her.

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Great, now I'll definitely think of him now. :(

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I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.

What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One’s a sick duck...

I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore.

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“Knock Knock.”

Who’s there?

“Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night.”

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