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I am no longer going to call myself a librarian


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#1 Matt Foley

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 02:58 PM

I just won't do it.

#2 Jase

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:01 PM

Good, because my wife is getting her masters to be a librarian and I wouldn't want to think of you while I'm in bed with her.

#3 Panthro

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:12 PM

Take her dawg-ystyle?

#4 Jase

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:13 PM

Great, now I'll definitely think of him now. :(

#5 Matt Foley

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:29 PM

You'll rue the day you crossed swords with me, Trebek.

#6 Zod

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:51 PM

I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One’s a sick duck...

I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore.

#7 Matt Foley

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 03:57 PM

Mooooooooooo

It's the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!

#8 Zod

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 04:00 PM

“Knock Knock.”
Who’s there?
“Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night.”

#9 Matt Foley

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 04:03 PM

Your answer is "Suck it". Very good, Mr. Connery. Let's see what you wagered...."Trebek"

#10 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 05:08 PM

Suck it. Suck it long, suck it hard Trebek!

#11 Jangler

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 05:47 PM

What's wrong with being a librarian?

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