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[SCP]

Obama said he had made clear the reclusive Stalinist state should "stop the launch" or the US would "take appropriate steps to let North Korea know that it can't threaten the safety and security of other countries with impunity".

Kim Jong-il's response to Obama:



Don't you just feel the respect that Barry inspires?

[Panther'sBigD]

Kim Jong-il's response to Obama:



Don't you just feel the respect that Barry inspires?

Don't worry, I hear his buddies at the UN are thinking about drafting KJI a strongly worded letter. That'll show 'em.

[Carolina Husker]

We should definitely invade North Korea to show them who's boss.

[g5jamz]

Would we warn them again?

[Matt Foley]

We should definitely invade North Korea to show them who's boss.

Don't think we'll have to.

[Carolina Husker]

Respect is for pussies. Hopefully we'll just be feared like the good ol' days.

[SCP]

I think BO will invite KJI to go on The View for a heart to heart debate about policy and the new summer fashions. That'll show him who's boss.

[cookinwithgas]

How'd Bush do with all that? Clinton? Bush I? Reagan? Carter? Ford? Nixon?

It's amazing that North Korea has been able to develop the atomic bomb and all this rocketry out of simple disrespect for Obama! Those industrious little Asians!

[Matt Foley]

I think BO will invite KJI to go on The View for a heart to heart debate about policy and the new summer fashions. That'll show him who's boss.

KJI will refuse. He has a son in the Special Olympics.

[SCP]

Or maybe Barry and Kim can do a Top 10 list together on David Letterman?

The Top 10 Reasons Communism Sucks and Socialism Gets You Laid in Europe

This way Barry could rely on Letterman to talk tough on his behalf.

[g5jamz]

I'm sure warning them works. Can't wait until BHO sends Carter over there...gotta work this time.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Obama and all the world leaders should all have a contest to see who can shoot their load the greatest distance and the winner is king of the world!

[Carolina Husker]

Man, these are some pretty lame jokes, even for you four.

[Matt Foley]

Hey Zod and Romeo...your president sucks. That's right, SUCKS.

[Panther'sBigD]

I read somewhere that South Korea could overrun them pretty easily because KJI's million man army probably includes starving children and crippled old ladies, but that absorbing that many starving mouths and all of N. Korea's debt would sink their country. So instead they just stare menacingly at each other across the border. Someone, I think Delhommey, posted a link to some pics that a Russian contractor 'smuggled' out on his laptop and compared them to the pictures from the tour his minders took him on. Pretty crazy stuff.