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Keep Christ in Christmas!

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she looks cold.

she needs to turn around to know for sure.

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So is expecting a magical man in the sky to help you with your problems, or telling others that since your religion is the most popular it should be treated better than the others. There are lots of religions that have end of year/solstice/whatever celebrations, but they are all strictly second stringers.

At least my immaturity is based in reality - and I will mock anything I think I can get away with and I consider humorous.

no one did any of that here. stop projecting

a simple bah humbug would suffice

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Keeping Christ in Christmas is a no brainer.

Now can we work on keeping The Golden Calf of Bristol out of every freaking news story on every freaking channel?

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A wise man (not one of those wise men) once said:

"Well, look, I like the Christmas Jesus best when I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus, or Teenage Jesus, or Bearded Jesus, or whoever you want. Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists...Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me? I win the races and I get the money. Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY, that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just wanna say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to Powerade's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen."

Merry Eight Pound Six Ounce Newborn Baby Christmas, Huddle.

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no one did any of that here. stop projecting

a simple bah humbug would suffice

That's not true.

I was at Target near my house last week. (It actually takes me longer to get in and out of my van than it does to drive to Target.) There's a young lady (Early 20's) who always seems to be working when I shop there. She wished me "Happy Holidays". I told her "Merry Christmas". She got a big grin on her face and whispered to me, "We aren't supposed to say that."

Remember where "Christmas" came from!

Sorry but this whole "War on Christmas" thing as as manufactured as Christmas itself.

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People that get upset over stupid crap like this make me laugh

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Hating on Christmas is anti capitalist and unpatriotic...

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...and Shockey would agree.

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Christmas is when we celebrate the passing of the winter solstice.

The days are finally getting longer, the sun won't disappear forver *phew*

Jesus is not and never was real, he is the personification of celestial events.

****SPOILER ALERT****

Santa isn't real either.

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I've never celebrated a single Christmas in my life or gotten a Christmas present from my immediate family. I really don't care about the Christmas thing. I don't understand how somebody could be so sensitive in either respect.

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When someone says "Merry Christmas!" to me, I smile and say "Thanks, you too!"

When someone says "Happy Hanukkah!" to me, I smile and say "Thanks, you too!"

When someone says "Happy Holidays!" to me, I smile and say "Thanks, you too!"

Because I'm not a creep who gets offended when someone says something nice to me.

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Christmas is when we celebrate the passing of the winter solstice.

The days are finally getting longer, the sun won't disappear forver *phew*

Jesus is not and never was real, he is the personification of celestial events.

****SPOILER ALERT****

Santa isn't real either.

you know on the winter solstice the days actually start getting longer again

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