Just left your wife in bed.
You shouldn't need any lube.
Oh you dirty kinky little boy....:confused:
I doubt it. My wife prefers to take androgynous "boys" like yourself in the bung hole. I do appreciate the compliment. I will pass it along to my wife on how satisfy you were to be done in your bung hole. Unfortunate, if I was so inclined to engage in such deviant behavior like yourself, I would need plenty of lube since my bung hole is not experience as yours.
Is this really smack talk.... profanity laden sentences and crude sex jokes about other posters wives and girlfriends. I thought smack talk was more clever than this?????