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White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

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I wonder how bizarre a claim would have to be for venom to be sceptical of it.

Someone should start a thread, we can test what kind of crazy poo we can convince him of.

Dude youre such a hypocrite. I will ask again, what happened to the Tarheel31 from a few weeks back, and where did this imposter sheep that has taken control of his user name come from?

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Haha how could you get a hawk or buzzard confused with a potential UFO?

Because a UFO is an unidentified flying object. Something flying that cannot be identified.

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Alien hawk or buzzard

Well it did have suspicious markings on it. :)

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I think it was condorman.

Condorman_02.jpg

Gotta love a flying super hero that also has a car...

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credit to venom for defending his positions without constant ad hominems despite the avalanche of snarky posts on these threads.

venom, why do you post all this stuff when nobody listens? it seems strange to be so invested in writing all this stuff up only to post it on a football forum.

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Venom is really well spoken. I actually like his threads (because I think there really is some truth behind his stuff, I'm talking more about when he posts about the western world being an oligarchy disguised as a democracy etc), but uh... this kind of supernatural stuff is way too out there for me and the majority of people.

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credit to venom for defending his positions without constant ad hominems despite the avalanche of snarky posts on these threads.

venom, why do you post all this stuff when nobody listens? it seems strange to be so invested in writing all this stuff up only to post it on a football forum.

Venom is really well spoken. I actually like his threads (because I think there really is some truth behind his stuff, I'm talking more about when he posts about the western world being an oligarchy disguised as a democracy etc), but uh... this kind of supernatural stuff is way too out there for me and the majority of people.

Hey, at least Venoms stuff is plausible. If you want the stuff that is so far out, that it is completely unbelievable, you need to read CWGs posts. :D

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HIV is really an alien virus brought back from the future by time traveling dolphins that want to warm the planet until all the ice melts and it becomes a water world for them to rule with humans as their slaves

so the truth is the dolphins from the future are causing global warming and we are helpless to stop them

you can't disprove it, so its true

2012 is the year of the dolphin

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credit to venom for defending his positions without constant ad hominems despite the avalanche of snarky posts on these threads.

venom, why do you post all this stuff when nobody listens? it seems strange to be so invested in writing all this stuff up only to post it on a football forum.

Haha thats a good question. Ive been posting on this forum for years, initially to talk sports...but for whatever reason it has morphed into a place for me to vocalize the crazy ideas running through my head for my own sanity check. Haha...nah, I just find it more fun to present extraordinary ideas to those who are unfamiliar with them in hopes of sparking some interest. I could go to certain forums where I could talk about these things and everyone would agree with me...but I just don't find that to be as much fun haha.

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HIV is really an alien virus brought back from the future by time traveling dolphins that want to warm the planet until all the ice melts and it becomes a water world for them to rule with humans as their slaves

so the truth is the dolphins from the future are causing global warming and we are helpless to stop them

you can't disprove it, so its true

2012 is the year of the dolphin

So Dolphins, the only other living creature outside of humans that is known to have sex simply for the pleasure of it, created AIDS the gay plague in the future and brought it back to the past so they could wipe out humans in the present?

Sounds plausible to me.

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credit to venom for defending his positions without constant ad hominems

Clearly ;dr thread

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sooooo.... back to mars' "predator species."

what're we talking about here? what the hell is killing 500,000 people?

the shrike?

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