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White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars


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#13 BBQ&Beer

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 04:41 PM

I heard ex-CIA insider testimonials months ago about how Obama was involved in a secret program to explore Mars back in the 80's. Obama was in his late teens during this time, as said insiders claim they can recall quotes of Barry Soetoro talking about how he's going to be president 30 years from now and how he is the son of Malcolm X, etc. Anyways, being that teleportation to different planets/locations via what they call the "jump room" does exist, I found this to be a very interesting possibility. People like Henry Deacon have come forwards speaking of these same concepts, describing that he had also been to Mars with this same technology. Anyways, I hadn't heard much of this story since, until these two articles came out over the last 48 hours...

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars



and the other...

Conspiracy Theory: Obama Went to Mars as Teen


Anyways, I know i'll get flamed by the neanderthals who think this kind of stuff is merely science fiction...however this technology is very real. With info like this surfacing, I could see why the establishment has tried their absolute best to keep a very tight lid on Barry Soetoro's backround. All in all, this is an interesting read on a very real possibility. Welcome to the future my friends. Enjoy!


Henry Deacon? The guy on Eureka?

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 04:50 PM

Gives the term "Obamabot" a new meaning

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 04:50 PM

I believe it. :)

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 04:55 PM

I've decided venom isn't crazy after all. I now think he is the funniest person on the planet.

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 04:57 PM

I honestly never had laughed at a thread title before.

Guess there is a first time for everything.

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 05:09 PM

this has to be a troll thread...

it just has to


No sir, not in the least. Apparently this is way too much for some of you to wrap your minds around eh?

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 05:36 PM

And in unrelated, but just as plausible news, it appears Abraham Lincoln was an avid vampire hunter... Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 05:41 PM

No sir, not in the least. Apparently this is way too much for some of you to wrap your minds around eh?


Yes...yes it is

#21 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 05:58 PM

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 06:10 PM

The truth shall set you free!

#23 BBQ&Beer

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 06:15 PM

The truth shall set you free!


& weed'll make you say dumb poo!

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 06:22 PM

What's sad is that its only the first week of January and this is a lock for thread of the year