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If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.

Pay attention, kids. This is how you Hate.

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If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.

Aww look at the cute wittle kid tryin to hate.

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So if u r the broncos off cord and you have a qb who is not only in his first nfl playoff game but its against the top d in the league what passing plays do you call? Please tell me Sid Gllman!

pstall are you seriously trying to give The Golden Calf of Bristol all the credit for that catch and run

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Pay attention, kids. This is how you Hate.

Your attempt at blowing me was unsatisfactory.

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If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.

Well considering the Broncos won he was serviceable

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On 10 completions out of 21 attempts... a slant is the easiest pass to make a read on.

I don't care if the guy threw 5 completions out of 40 attempts. He had over 300 yards passing and 3 TD's. He's a 3rd string QB that has come off the bench and taken his team to the playoffs and beat the 6 time world champion Steelers.

Are you a Steelers fan?

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To bad Patriots will own them next week. Like they did before.

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Aww look at the cute wittle kid tryin to hate.

It's called education for the weak-minded.

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To bad Patriots will own them next week. Like they did before.

I guess that's cool if that makes you feel better?

The biggest winner of the day was the Patriots, the Steelers were the only team that can really stop them.(i don't trust Baltimore)

They have a free path to the SuperBowl.

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Well considering the Broncos won he was serviceable

The Golden Calf of Bristol's norm = Games vs. Detroit, Bills, Patriots.

Denver winning in spite of The Golden Calf of Bristol = every other game.

He's only serviceable in the context that defensive coordinators are seriously stupid morons who underestimate his only legitimate skills and therefore don't play him like a regular QB. That's ALL it takes to beat The Golden Calf of Bristol: play him the same way you'd play any other QB, but they don't, they get greedy and go for stuffing the run and not playing any kind of intelligent man coverage, and then wonder why they get burned.

If he got the same treatment that Rex Grossman or Orton got from defenses they would own him every single game.

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