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#16 Iced Up Son

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:37 PM

So The Golden Calf of Bristol hits a WR on a 15 yard crossing route, the receiver stiff-arms the man covering him and outruns another DB for an 80 yard TD and The Golden Calf of Bristol gets the credit?


Why don't you look at the rest of Tebows stats.

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:37 PM

Demayrius Thomas averaged 51 yards per catch and The Golden Calf of Bristol is the hero...

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:38 PM

Why don't you look at the rest of Tebows stats.


You mean like going 10/21 on his passing attempts?

#19 Herbert The Love Bug

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:38 PM

this thread is dildos

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:42 PM

Even Fox made a point about not giving The Golden Calf of Bristol all the credit is his post-game presser.

#21 Iced Up Son

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:42 PM

How do you like your flounder?


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Are you Zod, or do you just speak for him?

#22 pstall

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:47 PM

If The Golden Calf of Bristol is so lousy why are they caling that play in ot on the first play against the #1 d in the nfl? 31 yds a completion? Im gonna go out on a limb thats a playoff record.
Just get some cold beer to wash down the hateraide.

#23 CarolinaCatBrigade

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:49 PM

Are you Zod, or do you just speak for him?


I love how underneath your username it says "Giant dildo".

At least you're honest.

#24 CatMan72

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:50 PM

If The Golden Calf of Bristol is so lousy why are they caling that play in ot on the first play against the #1 d in the nfl? 31 yds a completion? Im gonna go out on a limb thats a playoff record.
Just get some cold beer to wash down the hateraide.


On 10 completions out of 21 attempts... a slant is the easiest pass to make a read on.

#25 Brooklyn Bully

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:54 PM

I love pissed off haters. My grin is as smug as it gets.

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:54 PM

If The Golden Calf of Bristol is so lousy why are they caling that play in ot on the first play against the #1 d in the nfl? 31 yds a completion? Im gonna go out on a limb thats a playoff record.
Just get some cold beer to wash down the hateraide.


On 10 completions out of 21 attempts... a slant is the easiest pass to make a read on.


So if u r the broncos off cord and you have a qb who is not only in his first nfl playoff game but its against the top d in the league what passing plays do you call? Please tell me Sid Gllman!

#27 Brooklyn Bully

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:58 PM

He had John 3:16 yds tonight. True story.

#28 Fox007

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 08:59 PM

So if u r the broncos off cord and you have a qb who is not only in his first nfl playoff game but its against the top d in the league what passing plays do you call? Please tell me Sid Gllman!


He would call the hard throws, obviously, since that makes the least amount of sense.


"Damn those Broncos for calling smart plays for their QB/team"

#29 fieryprophet

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:02 PM

If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.

Edited by fieryprophet, 08 January 2012 - 09:04 PM.


#30 Iced Up Son

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:02 PM

I love how underneath your username it says "Giant dildo".

At least you're honest.


Are you still speaking for Zod?


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