I don't know who Kris Humphries is and really don't care, but I am concerned that there is but one white guy on this list who doesn't run, jump, or throw and is considered an athlete.
From Merriam Webster:
"..a person who is trained in or good at sports, games, or exercises that require physical skill and strength."
So, I guess in that sense I have to consider Kurt Busch an athlete. But I'll never consider NASCAR a "sport."
Obviously you never hit turn 1 at Charlotte Motor Speedway at 165 MPH! Just coming out of the pits and hitting that banking (I can't imagine what Daytona feels like!) Your Jockey's will be so far up your rectum, that you will be spitting cotton! And if it's your first race, it will be the next day before your @$$ hole relaxes and you can actually take a dump!
Then on top of that, try wrestling a ton and a half car for 4 hours at speeds in excess of 165 MPH!
I would say that have to be in pretty good condition for that.