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My former manager's wife is a super bitch, so I had fun with it!

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This vampiress constantly calls the stores demanding to talk to (changed name to save face) John Johnson.

She would call the department almost every day, sounding like Kathy Bates in Misery, and with her demonic scowl insisting "WHERES JOHN JOHNSON?????"

Well, yesterday she calls, without identifying herself, and the very fist thing she snarls at me is "APPARENTLY word HASN'T gotten around that JOHN JOHNSON does NOT work IN (my section) ANY-MORE!!!!!, TRANSFER ME TO (his new section)." As if the entire store should know exactly where every single person works, especially after the managers were all changed three days earlier.

What a hateful bitch.

So, I knew who it was. I could not help myserf, in a somewhat stoner/ignorant voice I said "Uhh...may I ask who's calling?"

She must have busted a blood vessel. She screamed as if everyone should know her God-awful voice "THIS IS HIS WIFE!!!!!!"

So I said, "Uh...yea...uh....let me uh....transfer you...."

So, I promptly sent her ass to a department that has nothing to do with my department of the one that John Johnson is in now.

God, what a hateful bitch.

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1. Opened thread (with hope there would be funny story)

2. Read story

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I like chicken!

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I read the thread title too quickly and expected a story about how you banged your bosses wife or banged your Bitch of a boss or something dealing with banging or boobs and wives.

But uh yea sorry you have to deal with that dude she does sound like a ***** biscuit.

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That'll teach her.

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You should have told her you would have to take a message, as he was out to lunch with his new assistant Ingrid. She is a recent transfer from Sweden, and is trying to get adjusted after her job change from swimsuit model/porn star.

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You should have raped her. That would have been more fun.

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So... you transferred her to the wrong dept... wow. You are the master of deceit sir.

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I read the thread title too quickly and expected a story about how you banged your bosses wife or banged your Bitch of a boss or something dealing with banging or boobs and wives.

I thought that as well! :mad:

Or something along the line of, "Sorry Mam, you just missed him. He said something about meeting his divorce lawyer. But, I'd be happy to take a msg and give it to him when he returns."

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Next time she calls tell her he just rage quit and said he was going to the bar. Of course you'll need to act like you're breaking rules to tell her that.

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Tell her that the police just came and escorted him from the building in handcuffs, and no I don't know which kind of police.

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